Lars Andersen
@lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.
Tim Curry has gone to the only place not corrupted by capitalism.
Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Canada gooses bringing down the American government after they heard there's a bunch of pedophiles in charge, so they took matters into their own hands. As They Should! m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ex...
Letterkenny | Season 4 | Canada Gooses
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I am 40 fucking years old today, but I feel a thousand years older than yesterday. I am old and I am tired and I want to crawl into a deep deep hole and scream while being covered in dirt.
I Think You Should Leave: No Coffin Please
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Remember the guy that died from tasering himself in the balls while trying to loot the capitol? Good times.
emptywheel@emptywheel.bsky.social · 4w agoThey're not going to remember to take them off when they go to the loo.
Like halfway through Arkham Knight, and I forgot I changed Robin's default skin, so this was a wonderful surprise.
Not being able to make a Blade movie because you can't put like Spider-man or whatever in it is cinematic universe brainrot in Kevin Feige. Stick Mahershala Ali in a badass leather jacket and have him battle vampires in a long John Wickesque sequence, boom, one billion dollars.
Downplay a book or movie: The peckish games.
The Vicious Babushka@viciousbabushka.bsky.social · last mo.Downplay a book or movie: Landlord of the Rings
Farming Simulator 25 seems pretty fun, but man, after the brief tutorial, they do not want to help you. "So where do I sell this?" "What am i your granddad, who also won't help" "Alright, how do I buy lime and how do I spread it "figger it out"
Figure It Out Glaring Meme
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Has anyone done a cursory tattoo check of Troy Jackson?
It's a socialist party, but we just hang out outside and smoke cloves.
Wordlebot can fuck right off with that smug "that word is unlikely to be used in a wordle, but hey, good vocabulary" and then use a non-word like today.
Jake Peralta's Pshaw! Reaction
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Have anyone checked if Lindsey Graham actually has a sister, or are we about to see a Mrs. Doubtfire situation?
A few months ago, Lindsey Graham started raving and ranting during a meeting with danish PM Mette Frederiksen. Lots of salty language, demands about Greenland, and calling her "little lady". Frederiksen let him tucker himself out before calmly saying "if you are done, we continue the meeting".
Ideal Letterboxd scenario would be that the founders somehow manage to buy it back, smosh style. If a mega corporation buys it, I'm outta there, back to spreadsheets. Never get so attached to a website that you can't leave it in 30 seconds flat.
The tragedy of Lindsey Graham is that Leslie Jordan never played him on SNL.
Remember, everyone who wants to piss on Lindsey Graham's grave, let the people who want to dance on it go first. No one wants to dance in a piss-swamp.
People often thought Trump must have had dirt on Lindsey Graham, but I think the truth is far worse. Graham was just a little political parasite whose lips always hooked on to the most important ass in the room. He had no opinions of his own and he leaves nothing of any value.
Hanging out with Mitch McConnell at his beach-house. Look how obviously not dead he is. See, he's waving!
Bernie's Poolside Chill
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Powerwash Simulator is for people who loved Super Mario Sunshine, but could do without all the jumping bullshit.
Oh, absofuckinglutely not. Even if I weren't already offended by the whole proposal, I'm almost offended that it barely even sounds like Gene Wilder. They could probably have hired a fairly talented voice-performer and gotten a better Gene Wilder impression for a quarter of the price.
Ryan W. Mead@rwmead.bsky.social · 2mo agoNetflix has released its first trailer for reality show “Wonka’s The Golden Ticket”. Its selling point is also its most controversial: the voice of Willy Wonka is that of Gene Wilder, recreated by GenAI with the permission and participation of his widow. youtu.be/oTSvnmTfLj8