Me and about thirty people are currently the highest people in England though (at the top of Scafell Pike)
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 3w agoSomeone on this campsite is burning incense but they're not even doing drugs what's the world coming to
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 3w agoSomeone on this campsite is burning incense but they're not even doing drugs what's the world coming to
Colonialists and Nazi sympathisers reaching the semi finals of a major international competition hosted by Americans is such a lazy story arc
[tina from bob's burgers noises]
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · last yr.[lovely day by bill withers plays]
surgeon: have you been resting as instructed since being discharged? my ADHD:
I LIVED BITCH I LIVED BITCH I LIVED BITCH I LIVED BITCH I LIVED BITCH I LIVED BITCH I LIVED BITCH (so far but) I LIVED BITCH
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 2mo agoIf I don't post again thanks for all the laughs over the years invisible internet friends 🫡
If I don't post again thanks for all the laughs over the years invisible internet friends 🫡
Why do children turn into morning cryptids the second they hit puberty
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ERE REMEMBERS WHEN IT WEREN'T RAINING
Today's episode of What the Fuck is Wrong with Men was a corker - sweaty old boomer looked me up and down at the gym while I assembled the dip bars and asked if I'm sporty because I look like I am 👍 Yeah pal my sport is knocking you the fuck out
No mate I love it when you wait until it's finally cool enough for everyone to have their windows open before jet washing your fields with liquid shit you go ahead pal don't mind us
We all like a bit of Venus, Pollux, Castor and Rho Geminorum don't we girls
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe all like a bit of Venus don't we girls
At the top of Whernside and going up Ingleborough next in 30° heat if anyone fancies a sweaty scrap xx
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 3mo agoNobody tells you that following a cancer diagnosis you're going to hoof yourself up as many hills and mountains as you can in some kind of futile attempt at beating god to the finish line
Can't help but notice the funds have not flooded in which is very unexpected considering it's such a reasonable request
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 3mo agoIf anybody fancies giving me lots of money to pay for travel, accommodation and other expenses then I can climb Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike and Snowdon before the surgery then that would be nice and in fact I think the least you can do frankly smh
If anybody fancies giving me lots of money to pay for travel, accommodation and other expenses then I can climb Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike and Snowdon before the surgery then that would be nice and in fact I think the least you can do frankly smh
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 3mo agoNobody tells you that following a cancer diagnosis you're going to hoof yourself up as many hills and mountains as you can in some kind of futile attempt at beating god to the finish line
Nobody tells you that following a cancer diagnosis you're going to hoof yourself up as many hills and mountains as you can in some kind of futile attempt at beating god to the finish line
If you chuck em a few quid by buying the time limited digital album with bonus tracks from fucking Killer Mike and 3D then they actually get paid
KNEECAP - FENIAN (DELUXE). KNEECAP.
Buy FENIAN (DELUXE) by KNEECAP on KNEECAP.
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ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 3mo agoNEW KNEECAP RECORD FUCKING SLAPS NICE ONE TA
About to descend Skiddaw via Longside Edge if anyone fancies a scrap xx
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 4mo agoAbout to walk along Striding Edge if anyone fancies a scrap xx
There is absolutely fuck all better than the forbidden afternoon brew
At the summit of Pendle if anyone fancies a scrap xx
ˡˡᵉʷ@llewcid.bsky.social · 4mo agoAbout to walk along Striding Edge if anyone fancies a scrap xx
Been together almost 17 years but my partner has only just discovered that unicycles annoy me and I can't wait to see how they weaponise this new information