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@lmonnt.bsky.social

20+, 🌱🏛️,🗿🦚 mostly genshin and star rail

a little #ratiorine 🛁🦚 chat thing i did referencing the trailblazer calling ratio "like family" in the 2.4 event... they're silly. despite all this, i still think aventurine is the one more likely to go out for milk and never come back

(formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation)

Caelus: hey dad

Dr. Ratio: Caelus, we are not related. 

Dr. Ratio: Are you alright?

Dr. Ratio: Did you hit your head or something? I heard the Express had docked at the Xianzhou Luofu--perhaps some sort of altercation occurred?

Dr. Ratio: Contact me if you need assistance. (formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation)

Caelus: hey mom

Aventurine: What's up kiddo(formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation)

Aventurine: The trailblazer called me "mom" today

Dr. Ratio: Did he? He also sent me a message that simply read "hey dad". I was concerned he had hit his head.

Aventurine: Aw, I think it's cute. He sees us as his parents~

Dr. Ratio: We're not that much older than him, you know. 

Dr. Ratio: Besides, it's ridiculous for him to think of us as such. 

Aventurine: Don't talk about our son like that (formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation)

Dr. Ratio: Our "son" is an adult man who is more that capable of rationalizing the fact that we are not, in fact, his parents. 

Aventurine: You just called him our son, though

Dr. Ratio: I put it in quotation marks.