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the promo/announcement art for the new erha manga looks fucking INSANE idgaf that the artist’s a renowned mangaka, drawing cwn AND mo ran with those fuckass hands and faces in 2026 is nuts !!!!!! im genuinely shocked that someone who still draws like this was chosen . just unbelievable

just saw a video of vernon (very wet) wearing a tank top with a shooting target where the holes are actually punched out and im thinking….

I don't think i've ever drawn a crying face that felt this real before #ChronicDepressionPaidOff

saw a tall white guy in a dress shirt and slacks in ninety degree weather and i told my friend that has to be a mormon and it was! we got closer and he had a nametag that said “___长老” lmfao im sure a young white guy referring to himself as 长老 is really well received in the Chinese community

shawn quinoa i miss you …. shawn quinoa 我在美国很想你…

loach 🔞 jesterking@loachpearl.bsky.social · last yr.

i need to start drawing shang qinghua (straight black hair, kind of sallow, middling height, just looks like some Chinese guy) and writing about shawn quinoa (curly light brown hair, bone white, teeny tiny, looks like the cutest little white twink there ever was) . once i move and unpack a bit .

found my scent super discounted in a tj maxx earlier and im so!!!!!! i have other perfumes that smell nice but nothing has ever felt like me. as in i should just smell like that naturally. if i were in an abo world id be billing my insurance for pheromone replacement therapy on top of hrt

fic titled in the kind of cringe “song lyric (follow up song lyric)” format except based off the awful fake ai mockup of the new ariana song: “petal (petal)” OR “fuck my pussy (petal)”

getting a friend into #aftg by describing it as danmei for white people

carpal tunnel sucks but if my hands weren’t constantly on the verge of incapacitation i would’ve never started listening to #nsfw narrator/listener audios when i searched up noncon breeding i expected the standard local cis girl gets pregnant but then!!!! catboy bred writhing and whimpering

authors and or publishers sending dmca takedowns to fan translations (especially of queer webnovels) are so fucking stupid legally they’re totally within their rights but it’s kind of like salting the earth and still expecting bumper crops forever and ever after

chrysanthemum garden is shutting down at the end of this month and im frankly more than a little devastated i don’t know any other site that rely on ad rev instead of charging readers for unlicensed translations if anyone has recommendations, let me know. i need to figure out where to move wwfp

love the idea of someone who can’t drown, e.g a selkie, kissing like they are

in “white bone red torn,” Luo Binghe gets what he wants. ft. blood drinking, body horror, belly bulge, declarations of love ❤️ #bingjiu #bingqiu #svsss #mxtx #loachfic #danmei #shenjiu #luobinghe #shenqingqiu #nsfw archiveofourown.org/works/59401681

sometimes I really regret choosing this username because whenever I start craving validation and try to find someone gushing about my fics somewhere, all I see are the same old posts shitting on loach pearls for being useless in genshin

Someone’s been kudosing their way through a lot of my fics the last couple of days but leaving no comments, which I get—I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again, what with carpal tunnel, depression, etc—but as a writer, I I want to know what made them keep reading!!! What did they like!!!

if hedonism is maximizing pleasure and minimizing pain, what of a man who finds pleasure from pain? is he the furthest thing from hedonism or the most hedonistic hedonist of all?

if the definition of hedonism is sensual self-indulgence, then twincest is the ultimate expression

sj is next. he also has very little practical experience and any experience he does have is definitely not great. but he's quick + observant. he gains an edge w/ yqy+lqg by being the only one among them who can fuck someone disrespectfully. but he's also a trauma minefield and a terrible bottom

#arlyney lyney in a shirt that says Sorry Guys My Husband is Very Danger

loach 🔞 jesterking@loachpearl.bsky.social · 2mo ago

just passed someone very femme wearing a shirt with the words “Sorry Girls My Wife Is Very Danger” 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

just passed someone very femme wearing a shirt with the words “Sorry Girls My Wife Is Very Danger” 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

just saw some excellent homoerotic fanart of the plants versus zombies footballer pinning the pole vaulter or whatever that kind of athlete is called to the wall and as a result realized the vaulter’s actually a guy because i basically always pictured that diva as au sue sylvester

xiaohongshu now understands that im interested in seeing soccer players behave a certain way, so, accordingly, it’s presented to me in quick succession: bellingham face down ass up moving rhythmically while weeping and rice bent over with his legs spread

at this point my xiaohongshu is forty percent edits of cristiano ronaldo looking extremely delectable and dare i say it? breedable

fucked up there’s a totoro uno but no howls moving castle uno. a draw four emblazoned with sophie vindictively snipping howl’s jacket to pieces should exist in this world

rachel hartman’s latest novel, among ghosts, is wonderful. i hope we get more of charl eventually—his story doesn’t feel like it’s come to an end yet. also, it means a lot to me that he’s trans. plus, transitioning medically being depicted in a fantasy setting is really cool! #loachreads

vichyssoise from seven eleven not good 👎🏼

why do audiobook narrators have to do voices . can’t they just read without making it all about them

i was so excited about rachel hartman’s latest book in the seraphina universe, because the main character is a trans guy—except the audiobook reader’s voice sounds so fucking smug and growly it’s actively tainting the writing ive given it three separate tries and it’s worse every time so i give up

this is probably shitty and evil of me but i think it’s fucked up I can’t buy a used audiobook the way i can a book. the fact that seasparrow’s audiobook is presumably always going to cost one cent shy of twenty whole dollars is making me feel unspeakable