Not registering that we experienced my childhood dream. I never thought this would be a reality. When I was 11 and my parents took me to Maui for the first time, I said “I want to see anything Jurassic Park” My dad and I took a helicopter ride to see Keōpuka Rock.. this feels so full circle 😭

Just got ID’d on my flight ordering a cocktail… hell yeah

The wrong Home Alone 2 villain went 😭

NOT BEFORE HIM 😭😭😭😭

Fleetwood Big Mac

Steve Paluch@brewcitychaser.com · 2w ago

Make a band bigger: Ten Inch Nails

The pro-data center commercials they are shoving down our throats here in Wisconsin are wiiiild

I’ve been waking up earlier than normal because I’m stressing so hard about our upcoming trip. Instead of using the time to relax and enjoy my morning I’ve been logging into work an hour and a half early. Whyyyyy won’t my mind just let me just relax 😭😭

My millennial inability to not add an emoji after every text 🫠🫠🫠

This little thingy cats do:

Why’s it so dark at 830 💔💔

Doctor Who: Rainy Scene

ALT: Doctor Who: Rainy Scene

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The satisfaction I keep getting by adding “as a heads up, I’ll be OOO 8/28-9/11” to the end of every email… She NEEDS a vacation and some time away from KPIs and campaign decks 🌊

One does not simply listen to “Fat Bottomed Girls” at a respectful volume

I can finally admit at 36 I am not a camper. I’m not built for this. Tell me why I woke my husband up hungover after a friends birthday camping weekend and said “please walk me to the flushing toilets, no more pits”

Every time I see a sign that says “Christ is lord”

On a happier note, it’s game day 💛💚 GPG!

It’s *so fun* when people accidentally spill they’ve been talking about you in a side chat. I’m so tired, man. Is anybody a friend anymore?

Been sick for a couple days and also having insanely busy work days. A meeting ended early and instead of folding laundry (background) I am taking 15 min for cat snugs (foreground)

A morning thunderstorm! 🥰

Just like that, my seasonal affective disorder has been activated

Lindsey Slater@lindseyslatertv.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tonight's sunset is 8:01PM. The next time it's 8pm or later is May 8th, 2027. 271 days from now. #wiwx

Me, a 36 year old with no kids, had a long day at work and have a bit of a cold so my chill time is watching the Emperors New Groove in bed? Only god can judge me or whatever

YO BREWERS

Hey quick question what actually is Apple’s “autocorrect”

When your friend knows your love language is “pickles”

These Tom Tiffany ads are complete insanity. And what’s scary is a whole lot of people out there are going “yup that’s my guy”

For my ITYSL fan friends… I planned the games for one of my best friends baby showers. One was “find the babies” and the one who collected the most wins a prize. What showed up was this. Babies with FIFTY BLACK SLICKED BACK HAIR WIGS

*Doesnt rain literally the entire month of July* BAM. 2 inches of rain between today and tonight.

Imperador Paulo na Neblina

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It’s under a month until our 10 year anniversary trip. Grateful we’re able to go, but tell me why I’m finding it so hard to get excited knowing I’m leaving my senior cats at home for two weeks 💔😭

MOTHER NATURE I AM BEGGING YOU FOR RAIN. Why do you keep doing this!! Our poor yard is torched 💔

Had back to back weekends seeing my favorite artists. How is this weekend going to even come remotely close!?

Seated next to another Angus. God I love rock and roll. FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK.