The organization that gets dildos thrown into the court - they can open a 'Refurbished Dildo' shop to help fund the team? I mean who doesn't want to buy used dildos? Ew.
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Imagine if - instead of the scumbags who run for office - people like Dolly Parton did.
Remember not to alarm the secret service. Be sure to carry only plastic scythes if you are dressing up as the Grim Reaper, hoping to get spotted by the president.
Have we all been sufficiently distracted from the Epstein files for the rich to go back to doing unspeakable things to kids yet?
"Trump died of cheeseburger intake.". Despite this not yet being true, it will make many feel better. You're welcome.
When Democrats take power, they must immediately cancel all of Elon Musk’s government welfare checks. Like and repost if you want this to happen.
I wonder how long it will be before some billionaire scumbag buys Bluesky and makes it another Nazi propaganda tool. Hopefully never but I don't hear about good billionaires buying up the press to keep 'freedom of the press'...
I don't have kids. No plans on ever getting any. However, if I had the funds to set up a self perpetuating account to make sure every kid was fed, I think that would be a more amazing legacy than 'penis rockets'.
If Universal had given David Lynch five hours over two movies to do Dune Part 1 in 1984 and Part 2 in 1987, we would never have stopped talking about it. This movie was such a shockingly beautiful disaster...
Remember all those books that had the President doing some clever stuff, having competent shadowy fixers, etc? I think those tropes are f'ing done.
Oh to live in a world where you don't have to learn about your idiot President's nipple fetish.
Thinking George Orwell wouldn't be happy to discover so much he warned against is dry humping us to death.
You’d think America was a lot younger considering how hard Trump is trying to fck us
I admit I don't understand the nuance, but during the civil war I'd have cut the states of the south loose. Seems that even in the 2020s they are the ones needing extra funding, have extra racism, go to family reunions to 'pick up chicks', etc.
"And I will continue to have people shot until I get my ballroom!" - probably Trump.
Who among us hasn't faked an assassination attempt to get out of a dinner we didn't want to attend?
Jimmy Carr said something along the lines of him being surprised Trump and the Catholics were bickering since they both share the same adjenda - covering up sex crimes against children.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Sure, you've played some famous roles. But I liked you playing "Cocknocker".
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Call me old fashioned, but I always appreciate your portrayal of Cockknocker.
I think if Ukraine had the unredacted Epstein files, they might be in a better position.
@alyankovic.bsky.social Thinking if you were to watch the first Jason Bourne movie then watch the Ting Tings music video "That's not my name" some magic might happen.
I can't understand why no clever person or group hasn't leaked the Epstein files. Everything else gets found out.