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From the show Futurama. Bender, Fry and Leela collapsed unconscious with metal helmets attached to wires that lead into Bender's open compartment. Smoke billows from their heads.

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From the film The Sandlot. A kid brandishes his baseball glove at the viewer and crossly says "Man, base up, you blockheads."

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From the show It: Welcome to Derry. A middle-aged woman in vintage clown makeup, costume and wig in the middle of the darkened woods. She's lit by flames and says with intense awe "This is who I really am."

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard in the captain's chair. He says "We're frightened."

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From the show The Simpsons. The Jumbo-Tron screen at a stadium focuses on Homer's lower half to reveal his fly is down.

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From the show The Venture Bros. Billy Quizboy screaming with bloodshot eyes as his face is blown back by waves of force.

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From the film Pizza Movie. The guru lady who invented M.I.N.T.S. appears on Monty's laptop screen in a tutorial video. She's in front of a cosmic background and wears a fuzzy bucket hat and holds up three fingers, saying "Tidings, psychedelic adventurers!"

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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Two doctors in lab coats look in on a patient dying horribly. They both seem unconcerned. One says to the other "Ah. This is interesting. Now, watch this."

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From the film Network. A 1970's TV executive in bed with his lover lying on his chest, both with eyes closed. He murmurs "I'm thinking of doing a homosexual soap opera."

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From the show Battlestar Galactica. A closeup of Admiral Adama through prison bars. He says to someone in the cell, "You completely annihilated our race and destroyed our civilization."

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From the show Adventure Time. Finn examining a little tiny version of himself with quiet intensity.

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Image from an old newspaper clipping circa 1919. Three people in suits and masks in greyscale. One person wears a paper on their front that says "WEAR A MASK OR GO TO JAIL."

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From the film The Fisher King. David Hyde Pierce in the back of a limo flipping through a script. He looks out the window and says "Ooh. Bums."

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From the film In Bruges. Harry says to his wife "I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

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From the show The Simpsons. Bart rolls his eyes and says "Psh, Supreme Court. What have they done for us lately?"

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From the film Network. Howard Beale preaches under spotlights to a live television audience. He exhorts them, shaking his hands and saying "This is madness, you maniacs."

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From the film One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. McMurphy gives a devilish grin while sitting in a group therapy circle inside a state mental hospital.

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From the film Pizza Movie. A pizza delivering robot projects smiley eyes onto its screen and says "my circuits surge with digital euphoria."

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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Wesley Crusher holds his hand up in front of a young woman and makes a circle shape with his thumb and forefinger. He says "Um, about this long, this thick."

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From the show Peep Show. Sophie in closeup making a snide face at the viewer. sub - "I'm having a laugh - a-hah! - so I don't really give a toss."

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From the show King of the Hill. Reynolds Penland looks dourly out the window of his corner office in a black suit, back to the viewer. He says "Now let's be honest: he should be dead by now."

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From the video game Hex. Rust interacting with the tech vendor from his portion of the game. The vendor says "It's strange. Every day I feel less in control."

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From the show It: Welcome to Derry. Leroy Hanlon in closeup in uniform. He says "Your momma must be real proud" to someone while visiting them in a jail cell.

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From the film A League of Their Own. Jimmy Dugan smiles and waves to a baseball crowd with his cap, looking hungover. sub - "JIMMY [MUMBLING]: Bullshit. You can all kiss me ass. That's right."

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From the film Friendship. Tim Robinson walks dejectedly out of a house at night wearing a suit and holding drumsticks. He says "Fucking little rats."

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From the film Fight Club. Ed Norton's character says "Because the person who wrote that is dangerous."

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From the show The Chair Company. sub - "That's an interesting--" "No, it's not!"

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From the film In Bruges. A mischievous Dutch heroin dealer smirks over dinner and says "I just wanted to make you feel bad."

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From the film The Sandlot. A kid in a cap with an extra-long bill that only a goofus would wear walks through a lot telling himself "Don't be a goofus. Don't be a goofus! Don't be a goofus!"

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From the film Enter the Dragon. Bruce Lee shirtless looking matter-of-factly at someone in the foreground. He says "You have offended my family and you have offended a Shaolin temple."