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"Seems a bit... harsh. Didn't that lead to the green dude eradicating everything? Nah, I'm good."
κ§ΰΌΊ ππππ ΰΌ»κ§@parfaitwhis.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"Ohohoh, getting you into trouble? Goodness, whatever gave you that impression? I am merely appreciating your extraordinarily... uncomplicated wisdom! But do tell me, Yamcha, if people use too many excuses, shouldn't they simply be erased from existence? It saves so much paperwork, don't you think?"
"Stretching it out for too long lets people start making more excuses... Uh-." He kind of can't tell if Whis is agreeing with him or not now. Taking an awkward step back. "Are you tryin' to get me in trouble-?" π§
κ§ΰΌΊ ππππ ΰΌ»κ§@parfaitwhis.bsky.social Β· 3d agoPressing a little boop on his nose! "You truly are a marvel, Yamcha. To reduce the entire complex weight of cosmic morality and free will down to such a spectacularly simple choices of vocabulary is pure genius." Mh.. "You are so adorable. Like a doggy! The cutest little pup that has ever lived!"
>_< It's beginning to weird him out! "We're our choices n junk, aren't we? Just choose not to be a douche."
κ§ΰΌΊ ππππ ΰΌ»κ§@parfaitwhis.bsky.social Β· 3d agoPetting some more!!! So soft... His eyes are shining with amusement. "I must admit, hearing a mortal of your particular skill level lecture anyone on 'control' is the most amusing thing I have heard all millennium. Do please keep talking, you fascinating little creature!"
"I just don't see how it's an issue if you know you're better than them!!"
π½ β π πΌ β€ πΈ@galactic-tyranny.bsky.social Β· 3d ago" And when you're 'rich and strong', the incompetence of the weak and poor becomes so much more insufferable. "
"Like why are you so mad though? You're rich and strong, aren't you?"
π½ β π πΌ β€ πΈ@galactic-tyranny.bsky.social Β· 3d ago" Please, shut up. "
"What can I say? I've been known t... Heyyy, I'm not ignorant! All these guys just need to learn some self control!"
κ§ΰΌΊ ππππ ΰΌ»κ§@parfaitwhis.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"Oh my, you truly are a creature of simple pleasures! It is precisely that wonderfully shallow outlook that makes you so entirely refreshing. While others brood over the fate of existence, you remain blissfully untroubled by deep thoughts. Do never change, Yamcha! Your ignorance is adorable!"
"Woah! I am?! Sweet!" It's because he won that baseball game for them, isn't it? Yeah, he's pretty great. "...I don't understand what you're asking, but like, nothing's ever that deep, y'know?"
κ§ΰΌΊ ππππ ΰΌ»κ§@parfaitwhis.bsky.social Β· 3d agoHe chuckles, petting Yamcha's head like a dog. "Ohohoho! My goodness, Yamcha! You truly are a breath of fresh air, this is why you are my absolute favourite mortal! Now, tell me more about your 'dawg' philosophy!" He's so amused by this thing π₯Ί his favourite thing π₯Ί do something funny
"Everyone's so worked up over nothin', dawg."
"My goodness, it's just 'kill kill kill' with these mortals. How unoriginal and tedious."
"I can fly to pick them up." πΆπ
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d agoAh. Well now he's embarrassed. He clears his throat and rubs the back of his neck. "Ah... I see... Well, uh... Don't let me stop you... I'll, uh... Just order the dumplings for delivery..."
Oh for the love of- "I'M GOING TO β’β’β’β’ OFF, TIEN!" π§ Hey, he's being honest.
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d agoPatience is his middle name! He may not be the best when it comes to tone, but he can tell something is going on with Yamcha. "You sure you're okay? You'd tell me if I upset you, right...?" He's MISREADING the tone!
Okay he's getting up. "Uh-huh, yep, I can do that. Just be patient."
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"Uhh... Awesome sauce. Yeah." He's practicing his "Yamcha Vocabulary". He's fucking nailing it. "Hey, we can save some money and time if we just make the dumplings ourselves. How about jiaozi? Think you can do it?"
THAT'S NOT HELPING. "I-I feel great! Seriously!" He's about to FLEE.
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"Hm?" He rubs his hands up and down Yamcha's thighs. "Are you feeling okay? I can ask Chiaotzu to pick them up if you want to stay home."
Oh. "Uh. Sure." Slumping against him. "Just need a few minutes first."
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"Cool." He sits back, pulling Yamcha onto his lap, shifting him to get more comfortable. "Let's get dumplings."
(π Touch me touch me touch me t) "Nope! I'm all free for you!!"
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago( π Some dumplings would go hard right now....) "Mmh... Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Good heavens! He's blushing! "It's a promise, dude. Heheh...heh." There's nothing appropriate to describe. GAHHHH how does he shop for a ring for someone who's so simplistic??! Wait... Maybe it's super easy. Damn, he needs to get to it.
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"Hm..." He sits up, keeping Yamcha's legs in a comfortable lock around his waist. He moves both of his hands to gently come and trace both sides of Yamcha's hips. "I will stay by your side for as long as you will have me..."
It's fortunate he's in such a good mood! Those words might bring him to tears otherwise. "Aww, shucks..." = (PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!) "I love you, man. I wanna stay with you forever." Kiss!!!
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"You are absurd... but you are right. Despite your endless preening and ridiculous pranks... I am glad." He strokes along the side of Yamcha's waist. "In truth... I cannot imagine myself with anyone else but you, lover. You have-" Kiss! "-my heart-" Kiss! "-completely."
He should know better. ////// "Ohh yeah. I'm cool and open-minded like that. Aren't ya glad you landed a nonchalant dreamboat like me?" Lip bite.
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d agoHeh... His smile turns into a small smirk, his voice dropping low. "Any whim?" He's thinking of some naughty stuff... Like sparring with Yamcha until he proved he was stronger... Or having Yamcha help teach his students at the dojo...
"Don't be dumb, babe, you're not forcin' nothingggg, relax!" Adjusting to talk lowly in his ear. "You can use me for any whim you want." (β ｑβ β’Μβ α΄β -β )β β§
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d ago"I have no desire to force you into anything, lover. Besides... you looked peaceful. I am not such a selfish man that I would disrupt your rest just to satisfy my own whims." He adjusts his grip on Yamcha to get more comfortable, kissing his cheeks and a quick peck on his lips. He love Yamcha sm...
Is it getting hot in here or is it just him? He's squeezing Tien closer. "Come on, dude, just steal me back. You've got the muscles to do it!"
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d agoHe's happily accepting the exposed skin, placing soft kisses along the skin. "It is not 'whack'! I simply... I wake up before you do. And I am forced to witness you stealing all the blankets just to embrace that ridiculous toy instead of me. I am only human, Yamcha. A man has his limits."
Oh? He might be tilting his head to expose his neck more. He's easy. π "Why though? That's whack."
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d agoHe can't help the small smile that paints across his face. He nuzzles Yamcha's jaw and kisses under his chin, one hand coming down to support Yamcha's back while the other supports his own weight. "...Perhaps I am a fraction envious of that ridiculous toy."
Stealing his own kisses while he hugs Tien's neck, wrapping his legs around his waist. "Brooooo..."
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 3d agoHe's too focused on attempting to knock the wolf plush off the bed as he performs the tactical distraction to acknowledge Yamcha . . .
He's giggling underneath him with a slight wriggle. "Bro, that tickles!"
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 4d agoWell, if Yamcha wants a kiss... He's peppering kisses allllllll over Yamcha's face! Totally not distracting him from the past five minutes!!! Totally!
"Oof!" Heh..... What's this? Wink. "Not even a kiss first?"
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 4d agoTackling him onto the bed to silence himβ
Should've thought about that before dating someone as nosy and annoying as The Lone Wolf of the Desert. He walks up to him, staring intensely. "Don't tell me you're... Jeaaaalllouussss?" Poke poke, nudge nudge. "Bro, for real?!"
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 4d ago"Nnhhh..." He's crossing his arms over his chest and fully turning his head away. He's soooooo good at hiding how he feels around Yamcha. Jokes!
"Its face is not stupid!" oh wait "Is there somethin' you're tryna say to me?"
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 4d ago"No! I just... if you are going to waste your time holding that useless object and...and peppering its stupid face with kisses... it should at least be structurally sound." Looking away. . . Real smooth.
"What, do you think I'm going to chew on it?" Hands on hips. He's suspicious.
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 4d ago. . . "I was. . . Testing the structual integrity of the stuffing. Only the best for you, lover." He hates lying, but he hates being embarrassed more! And saying 'I'm jealous over a stuffed animal' is embarrassing!
"Dude..." He's not sure what he's witnessing. An act of betrayal? From TIEN?
倩ζ΄₯ι£― { ππππππππππ }@shin-kikoho.bsky.social Β· 4d ago. . . He didn't know Yamcha was there. He's slowly raising his hands back down. Caught with his hands in the cookie jar, huh?
