This guy approached us to ask if Mockery Manor would advertise his slop music website. He's handling our response really well.

On Sep 6th, we’ll be bringing the first Long Cat live show in three years to the London Podcast Festival! Come see Magenta & Bernard live in person as part of a full day of audio drama shows at Kings Place. We’ll be performing a never-before-heard case file from M&B’s Paranormal Adventures! 🎟️👇

Streaming tonight as always! And raising money for UNICEF. 8pm UK time (3pm ET) on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch! 😺🔮🎸 www.youtube.com/live/mT5nfmY...

As it's a Sunday, our show at the London Podcast Festival will be a charity fundraiser! 50% of our share of ticket and merch sales will go to Friends Of The Earth. AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (AND BERNARD) Sun. 6th September, 4:30pm £16 (£8 concessions) at KINGS PLACE London

We've had some folks asking how they can buy concession tickets for our Magenta & Bernard show at Kings Place. And it's true, they don't make it at all obvious how you do it, so we will guide you through the process! 1/5

Tonight is our special 2-hour anniversary livestream! 8pm UK time (3pm ET) We have two new segments with jingles! Will we get to £10,000? 🙀 Watch here! www.youtube.com/live/RDdH621...

ANNOUNCEMENT! We are very excited to tell you that Madame Magenta & Bernard will be performing live at the London Podcast Festival 2026! 𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚 (& 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐝) 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟒:𝟑𝟎𝐩𝐦 𝐚𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧

THIS SATURDAY! We celebrate one year of Magenta & Bernard's charity live stream with a 2-hour bumper special, in which we will hopefully hit the incredible milestone of £10,000 raised! We are raising money for Medical Aid for Palestinians, as it was on our very first live stream last July.

Here's another of our favourite t-shirt designs from the Long Cat Dashery shop! This one features the complete lyrics of the song Cut & Run (performed by Christina Bianco in The Ballad Of Anne & Mary), meticulously presented in the style of an 18th century ballad sheet. longcatmedia.dashery.com

Always wondered when we would do another Long Cat musical after Anne & Mary. This is not quite that (we’ll only hear excerpts from this show), but even something close to Mockery Manor: The Musical is not something I ever expected we’d do!

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It wouldn't be a cruise without a big, Broadway-style show! Season 4 will feature THE SPIRIT OF THE MANOR: Margot Mockery's musical retelling of the inception of Mockery Manor theme park. 🎢🎠🏰

It wouldn't be a cruise without a big, Broadway-style show! Season 4 will feature THE SPIRIT OF THE MANOR: Margot Mockery's musical retelling of the inception of Mockery Manor theme park. 🎢🎠🏰

Tonight! Magenta & Bernard are streaming live tonight to raise money for WWF! That's the World Wildlife Fund. And yes, we STILL think of the wrestling every time we say WWF, even though it's been about 25 years. Come join us on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch from 8pm UK time (3pm ET)!

HOOOOOOOOOONK! 🛳📣 Mockery Manor Season 4 sets sail on August 25th. Stick it in your diary.

When it’s too hot to record in the Long Cat studio… it’s time to build a duvet fort. Please welcome Chardaè Phillips to the Mockeryverse! Dae previously played twins Simone and Jennifer in Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game, and now joins the main story as a new character for Season 4. 🛳️🎢🎡🎠

Tonight, we’re streaming for Greenpeace! Let’s plant lovely beautiful clean trees, pumping cool, cleansing oxygen into the world, making habitat, bringing down temperatures and making everything better. Trees. Love em. Join us tonight from 8pm UK time (3pm ET)! Links below.

Tonight! Last chance to celebrate Pride with us! Come join us live on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch and Instagram from 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Links below!

This is a real beaut from our Mockery Manor t-shirt range - 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒂 𝒀𝒂𝒈𝒂’𝒔 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒕! BFC is a quick service restaurant in Baba Yaga Land in Dunkelschloss, although once *something* happened to the park (trying to avoid spoilers for Season 2), BFC was moved in its entirety to Mockery Manor...

You know what this is? It's Mockery Manor, Season 4, Episode 1. It's been a fair while since we released any new Mockery. Thank you for sticking with us. But we're very excited to be hearing this new series coming together!

There was a lot of love for this t-shirt on last night's live stream, so here it is in all its tie-dye glory! This intimidatingly sexy portrait of Magenta & Bernard in full 80s fantasy mode was designed by the incredible @zededge.bsky.social, and you can get it printed on tees, hoodies and more.

We’re back at the slightly later time of 8:30pm UK (3:30pm ET) for our third Pride Special of the month! LINK BELOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3a...

Magenta & Bernard Live - Pride Special 3 - 21st Jun '26

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Here's a new thing we're doing! Over on YouTube, we're starting to post long-form ambient music and sound videos, with extended mixes of some never-before-released scores from Long Cat episodes. The first one is a 50-minute mix of music and sounds from The Paper Witch, from Magenta Presents. 👇

Enchanted Cave | Ambient Music and Soundscape

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Delighted to be playing Nurse Debbie in Season 4 of Mockery Manor. Always a pleasure to work with the wonderful people of @longcatmedia.bsky.social.

Long Cat Media@longcatmedia.bsky.social · 2mo ago

She was teased in a post-credits at the end of Season 3, but now it’s finally time to bring @betheyre.bsky.social ‘s Debbie into the main Mockery story for Season 4… 👩🏻‍⚕️

She was teased in a post-credits at the end of Season 3, but now it’s finally time to bring @betheyre.bsky.social ‘s Debbie into the main Mockery story for Season 4… 👩🏻‍⚕️

We have once again forgotten to remind everyone that we’re doing a LIVE STREAM tomorrow evening (June 14th)! 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Come hang with Magenta & Bernard, and maybe we’ll drag Boomer on camera too. Watch on YouTube (link in thread below) We're Long Cat Media and we approve this message 😺😺

We’re streaming live tonight and raising money for four excellent LGBTQIA+ charities! Come join us on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch and Instagram, 8pm UK time (3pm ET). 📚There will be bibliomancy 🎸There will be songs 🦄There will be dubious impressions 🔮There will be live chat with Magenta and Bernard

Magenta & Bernard Live - 7th June '26

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This Sunday's Magenta & Bernard Live Stream is a PRIDE SPECIAL! We will be raising money for Stonewall, Mermaids, Trans Lifeline and The Elton John AIDS Foundation. Tune in this Sunday 7th June, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) for esoteric readings, song requests, and a truly excellent hang. LINKS BELOW!

WE BACK BEBE! Tonight, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) After a week off, M&B are back with more esoteric insights, toe-tapping tunes and rallying cries of rage in this era of late-stage capitalist chaos. Also: possible cat cameos.

Come join us tonight for another… 🎶Charity LiveStream!🎶 Magenta & Bernard will be serving personalised listener fortunes and musical flourishes tonight from 8pm UK time (3pm ET), to raise money for Medical Aid for Palestinians. Link below!

Magenta & Bernard Live for MAP - 17th May '26

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Since starting Magenta & Bernard's weekly charity livestream in late July 2025, you have helped us raise an incredible £8,215.92 for a wide range of brilliant charities! Thank you so much for all your donations, and for turning up to hang out with us every Sunday evening.

It’s a game packin’ day at Long Cat HQ! We have <300 copies left of the original first print of Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game. Bag yourself a first edition of our independent, zero-AI, zero-plastic mystery game before it gets its first re-print later this year! Link in the thread. 👇