You know you can just buy the guts of an arcade stick, and turn anything into an arcade stick. I don't even drink.

Left to my own devices I'd be getting about 10 hours of sleep a night so I'm pretty sure I'm a baboon.

How come when you're like 27 you can move into a sublet and sleep on a shitty cot every night for three months but ten years later that idea is total anathema? I'm still pretty daft and flexible, but at 39, idea of a cot, fuck off. I'll just stay awake.

apnews.com/article/germ... Opera and theater crowds have the best boos. They're full of people who know how to project their voice. If you upset the crowd at these venues, you will know. The crowd booed the directors and cheered the musicians, good on them.

AI-assisted staging draws boos at the Richard Wagner festival in Germany

An experiment with artificial intelligence at the annual Richard Wagner festival in the German town of Bayreuth has drawn boos from the audience after producing a staging that appeared to leave some s...

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The people who workout and don't like it should be more vocal. That's most people. The "I love fitness" people might make others think they're doing it wrong. Yeah it sucks. Being on a rowing machine while your arms wanna fall off as you watch the timer tick down to zero sucks. Working out sucks.

Not to sound like I wear a sixpence, pants too high, and yell at clouds, but burst shooting has made photography less interesting. How did you get this shot? "Well I pressed a button to take 200 shots over four seconds then waited 10 minutes for the camera to process all the images." So talented.

So if I ride my bike about three hours a day that'd burn enough calories to eat one whole pizza day. So, shit, man, damn, dawg. We ain't gotta be like this, do we? We ain't gotta hold onto calories like this, dawg. This is bullshit, fuck this.

It's weird that Paralives players complained so hard that the babies were ugly the devs gussied them up. Ya all motherfuckers be wantin' good lookin' babies, get outta here. They're pretend babies, chill. Babies are gross ass things anyway. Nasty ass vomit and poop machines.

While looking for banana bread recipes in a measurement unit that makes sense, I came across this neat looking cooking website called "National Institute of Standards & Technology". Weird name for a cooking site, but the recipe looks good; www.nist.gov/pml/owm/metr...

Metric Kitchen: Banana Bread

Learn how to prepare a delicious loaf of banana bread.

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If the bathroom stays warm, and there is minimal airflow, why not put the 3D printer in the bathroom?

Millennials are so immune to the idea of aging they could go to an event called Meeting of the Millennials, where you're carded at the door, to make sure you're a millennial, and they'd still be like "Wow look at all the gen-x'ers here".

I made a God Hand Honda City Hot Wheels. You know, because uh, I dunno. I thought it'd be neat.

The most important thing a Magic: The Gathering card can be is good for sales. That game is busted and ain't gonna last five more years in it's current form.

My metabolism is in tatters. If you work second shift, the winning move is to pack a lunch, and not get whatever garbage you can find after work, at 11PM, when everything but shitty pizza places are closed.

Two Princes is the better "do-do-do, do-do-do-do-doooo" song.

Yo, there's like harp jazz fusion now, and it hella slaps; www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo3A... Kumi Tanioka would like this.

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I do not like the Steam Controller. The sticks are too close, triggers too soft, buttons too far from the right trackpad. Buttons and d-pad feel bad to press. The trackpad surface feels bad, don't like the sensitivity, even with adjustments, and the "grip" buttons are uncomfortable to use.

Yo. Why is The Orville season 3 like this? Where'd the Moclan hijinks go? I love Moclan bullshit.

I was pretty high when I walked to the local pizza place to pick up my pizza. After the dude handed it to me, he said thanks and walked back to the kitchen. I said "Wait. Get back here", because I had yet to tip him, and I now realize "Wait. Get back here" was probably the wrong pre-tip verbiage.

What if instead of spending a billion dollars to make two Marvel movies, we spent a billion dollars making jazz? Wouldn't that be hip?

Bro. The fuck is going on with Heathcliff? The Heathcliif comics for the past five days;

This 90's Rock station I spin on the drive home from work played Top of the World by Van Halen, immediately followed up with Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead. That is some whiplash.

The best people in the world at making you feel unwelcome are undoubtedly your co-workers.

Being part of gen. Jones must be sick. People are like "Boomers, you ruined the ecological and political climate" "Gen x, your apathy ruined working conditions" Gen. Jones, forgotten about, just smokin' their legal weed, watchin' Cheers repeats on Pluto, enjoyin' they 600/mo mortgage.

I am not a phone person.

The Orville made smoking look so shitty I think I can watch Cowboy Bebop again without thinking "damn, I should smoke".

Bro is classical music full of half and deceptive cadences? I'm trying to listen to this and I'm freaking out. The cadences don't mean shit. They don't do shit. Nothing resolves. Nothing stops. It just keeps going. What the hell, man? If you put like six cadences in a jazz song people would riot.

You know what I bet would be a hard game for a lot of people to play? Trailer Park Boys dialogue, or NASCAR driver quote. I say this because a driver said about a fellow competitor tonight; "I don't like him as a human. I just don't like him", and that's some real Bubbles ass shit.

I really like motorsports and Lewis Hamilton and one of my favorite things to do is talk about Lewis Hamilton to other people into motorsports. It's a very quick way to find who's into master races, and you know what? Lot of F1 fans into master races. Fuck every single one of 'em.

There needs to be one pop up on the internet that comes up whenever you open Firefox, and the pop up says "Don't feed the trolls".