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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 10h ago

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A tweet from PinkNews that reads "mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss' son is a fabulous drag queen"

And a retweet that reads "god how fucking good do you have to be at drag to make a mob stop being homophobic"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 10h ago

Wait til he finds out what green bananas turn into...

Some guy tweets "I, for one, do not want to eat the suspiciously green bananas from the government store"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 11h ago

No it wasn't.

A dumb meme that reads "The legal name of Hitler's Party in 1932was "THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST PARTY" Let that sink in"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 13h ago

Huge W

An article titled "Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan's Democratic Senate primary, notching a Midwest victory for the left"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 13h ago

Turns out they never gave a shit about women's sports

An article titled "Fox news host admits he hates being forced to talk about the WNBA"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 14h ago

This is just Nazi shit

Elon tweets "genetics have a massive effect on propensity to violence"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 14h ago

Every Republican is a pedo

An article titled "Maga rep accused of abuse accidentally releases sensitive image of daughter"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15h ago

learning a guitar solo everyday until my single goes viral #108 Love of my Life

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 17h ago

Conservatives just make shit up

A post that reads "President Trump was indicted for "pressuring" Georgia Sec. of State Brad Raffensperger to investigate election integrity in his state.

5 years later, Georgia admits they ILLEGALLY certified 315,000 ballots in the 2020 election, handing Biden a "win" by 11,779 votes."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 20h ago

wow really

An article titled "transphobes claim puberty blockers ruin bone density forever. A new study says otherwise"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 23h ago

I thought electing Mamdani was going to turn NYC into a communist hellhole?

A tweet that reads "Murders in NYC have reached the lowest level in recorded history under Zohran Mamdani"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · yesterday

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A comic that shows "dog domestication"
"We changed form, size and personality..." With a picture of wolves... And then "lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being" and picture of a little doggo.

"Cat domestication"

A picture of a kitty outside...
And one inside "we went inside"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · yesterday

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A tweet that reads "guy at the grocery store launched into a speech about how the government tried to abduct him and turn him "into a transsexual", then looked me over and said "this may sound strange to a native transsexual" in a vaguely apologetic tone"

It's retweeted and replied to with ""Dude who thinks that the government is transing people but also recognizes that some people really are just trans" is a fantastic
character."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · yesterday

I bet he's said "LGBTQ people are groomers"

An article titled "MAGA rep 65 busted preying on young women with creepy gifts"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · yesterday

*millions of Americans can't be reached for comment*

David Wolfe tweets "I loved being unvaccinated. Who else?"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Isn't American almost exclusively run by dudes?

The daily wire posts "The Boy Scouts are gone. Male spaces are disappearing across every institution in this country. And nobody is fighting back. Read the full piece on The Daily Wire."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

No they're not

A post that reads "Mamdani'a socialist policies are failing in NYC"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Always the pastor, never the trans

A tweet that reads "Republican pastor Matthew Masiewicz has pleaded guilty to possession of child p*rn.

He has been sentenced to 17 years."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

learning a guitar solo everyday until my single goes viral #107 To Be With You

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

I can't tell if this is satire or not.

A reddit post that reads "I'd like to thank Disney, Amazon, Netflix, and all the proponents of diversity. Because of them, I've become a racist against Black people. If their goal all along was to turn a humanist into a racist-well, thank you; have truly become a racist."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Racists are so fuckin weird.

A racist tweets "Just landed in Iceland and the first taxi driver I see is a Somali?
Why on Gods green earth is there a Somali in Iceland?
Crime against God"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

USA today discovers how taxes work.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

wow really

A reddit post that reads "Among transgender adolescents in Canada, 97.1% continued with a gender not typically aligned with their birth sex, with only 1.1% discontinuing gender-affirming hormone treatment."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Why is every Republican a pedo creep?

A tweet from Bill Maher that reads "I'm not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side won the Cold War or cheers for the Intifada like it's the World Cup."

And a lady retweets with the caption "This guy came to the strip club I worked at and requested the "tiniest most barelv legal looking" girl who worked there so forgive me if I don't really value his opinion"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Matt is discovering that republicans don't give a shit about making life for Americans easier.

Matt Walsh tweets "Grocery prices are insane. Thev're still rising Addressing this problem should be the number one priority of every elected leader. End the stupid foreign wars and focus on this issue. It's one of the nain reasons socialists are gaining power Read the comments here to see a number of conservatives angrily insisting that rising grocer prices aren't actually a problem. Just stunning evels of suicidal idiocy. What are you guys doing nere? Who do you think you're fooling?"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wait, what's the irony?

A picture of Mamdani with the words "mayor Mamdani, NYC officials announce price plan for city owned grocery stores"

And Elon tweets "oh, the irony is too much...."

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

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A tweet that reads "after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that""

"Sometimes it's worthwhile to meet your heroes l"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

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A tweet that reads "Today in one of our med classes we talked about LGBT patients and the professor isn't taking anyone's shit
Student: What if we don't feel comfortable treating someone following that lifestyle?
Professor: Find a different career"

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

God republicans are so fucking dumb

A dumb meme that reads "PRESIDENT TRUMP PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN: "I'M NOT GOING TO AGREE TO A $1.5 TRILLION DEMOCRAT SPENDING BILL THAT GIVES HEALTHCARE TO ILLEGALS WHILE AMERICANS GET SCREWED.""

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 2d ago

lol good