Tessera

💕 THE pink thing! ☠️@pinkthingadvisory.bsky.social · 22h ago

"Meeting in 10 minutes! Find the Killer of Ladies, and have her join!"

[Yelling from across the room.] I'M UP!!

💕 THE pink thing! ☠️@pinkthingadvisory.bsky.social · 22h ago

LOUD KNOCKING. "PINK THING! ARE YOU IN THERE!

Jerry Knocking R You There

ALT: Jerry Knocking R You There

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Bank heist? No, that's generic..

𝐼 𝐽U𝑆T W𝐴N𝑁A R𝑈N@hitforhire.bsky.social · 22h ago

"Fine, but make it quick"

i will give you the evil details! just give me a moment to kick this asshole out.

"THAT IS DIABOLICAL! I must know all the EVIL details!"

< the assassin starts to growl as he was holding out his machine gun out that was already switched from his metal hand. > i know who that fucker is. that's the same guy who fucked my life over all because i stole a bike! < he snarled at ck. run, ck, run!! the shark looks very angry. > ₊

"Awwwwww, but I want to do something evil NOW!"

we will have to wait for the others. we can't start the meetin' without them ya' know .ᐣ

Chaos King 👑 (Dead x.x )@morosecrown.bsky.social · 23h ago

*A high-pitched squeal* "THIS THING IS POSSESED! WPNZ! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

"Fine! I am a hedgehog that has been murdered, and am now inhabiting this plush." His muzzle doesn't move, his expression still remaining neutral. Yet still he is fearful. He is way too vulnerable, not like when he was alive.

Chaos King 👑 (Dead x.x )@morosecrown.bsky.social · 23h ago

"What are you, tiny heagehog? Speak!"

He doesn't say a word, this guy doesn't look soft at all, and his appearance is alarming. 'Don't speak. Remain still.' If he tries something though, he will bolt! Even if that may alert others.

"Then we are in aggreance. Something must be done for the sake of EVIL! I'm tired of being bored~"

< blushing blue in embarrassment across his face. > we're just friends! not boyfriends. < not dating yeet. > fair. i could agree with you on this one and pretty much very borin'.

"Not to worry; I won't pick on your TV boyfriend." Yet. "It's just that the Lair has been empty for quite some time. It's too quiet...."

actually, i haven't seen them or run into them. i've just got back from a trip yesterday. i swear to bones, you better not pick on the tv or i will have your head! < now he's becoming a bit hostile and standing up for his tv partner. >

"That will have to be fixed soon. Have you seen Pink Thing and the Killer of Ladies in the meantime?"

he's probably asleep still like everyone else is or taking a long ass time to look at himself in a mirror all day.

"WPNZ! There you are! The first of the comrades! Where is your TV friend? We must discuss EVIL together!"

ugh.. i'm right here. there's no need to shout. < seems like someone didn't get enough sleep. huffing as he was being already annoyed. >

Chaos King 👑 (Dead x.x )@morosecrown.bsky.social · 23h ago

He picks up the plush in one of his hands, investigating it. "What is this thing....?"

It is oddly a hedgehog plush, it hasn't left the building yet. It looks very lifelike with its neutral expression. Though really he is horrified! 😬