LordHosk

@lordhosk.bsky.social

E.G. Artist, Dog-lover, and Avid Reader.

We went to the states this weekend and while grocery shopping wearing masks someone passed us and actually said out loud: “that idiot letting his wife force his family to wear masks such a cuck”

My child keeps making me walk to and climb mountains. Doesn’t she know im old and fat? Her:”yes but this way you wont be fat, and will slide down the number line back to middle age from old. Thats math” Me: son of a (Cuts me off) daughter of a you

Big corporations being told they were getting subsidized ai compute: “hey lets shift our entire business model around this new cheep thing! Its not perfect but its cheep!” (Big corporations after the 12 month trial ends and the price goes tenfold) “wait… hang on… what about the cheap intro price?”

LittlestLadyHosk: who is Shivam? Me: He is a gardener acquaintance of ours who does magic and dragonlance podcasts. Her: how do you know he isn’t into manosphere podcasts? Me: if there is a dark center to the manosphere universe @shivambhatt.bsky.social is the shining star farthest from.

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺 We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts. And when we think about you!

Weird situation: At a coffee shop, ordered a bagel sandwich and a turkey sandwich both prepared and in the case. All they did was pull them out and ask if we wanted them grilled (didn’t) Tip or no tip?

I've never felt so much like screaming "YOU IDIOT!" (puts down sweet potatoes on register)(types Sweet potatoes) (moves to bagging) Cashier "Oh you rang those up wrong... those are yams, let me" (overrides and voids)(puts back on scale)(selects yams)

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Is it weird that I had a dream last night that I went on a date. With Justin Trudeau. And Lady Hosk was our chauffeur. But we were still married, and he was like “you are married? (Nods) to her? (Nods) hows that? “ “We make it work I guess.”

I don't understand how there are people that take 45-90 minutes to start moving in morning and people who's alarm goes off and are ready to go in 5. I understand THAT this dichotomy of humans exists, but I don't understand HOW. Neither is especially motivated or unmotivated groups of people.

I can't keep up with the emails I get from three different schools on a regular basis that are missing key information like which school, or who sent the email or who its about. then I get this masterpiece. No school name, no date, no child name, no information on which group my child is in.

Hello from (name) acting vice principle,

Your student has qualified for the year end award ceremony, due to limited space in both the parking lot and the gym, please do not arrive too early or linger.

Group A 9:30-10
Group B 10:30-11
Group C 11:30-12
Group D 1:30-2
Group E 2:30-3

thank you for your cooperation in only attending your childs group and leaving quickly after.

The administration
(name)

Golf talk: I understand that a iron swing is different from a driver swing, I don’t understand how im pure with all of my irons, but my driver im slicing into next week. 3 iron 215-220 carry, hitting the 200 sign in the air 1/5 shots. Driver 225 75 yards offline into the net. With 1/6 275 deadon.

There is a guy on facebook marketplace selling AI generated Stickers stuck cheep metal boards and calling them "Faux Authentic Tin signs" They have generated rust around the edges in the image. Can this bubble pop faster please?

Anyone who is a fan of the apple tv+ show “Smoke” Most of the props, uniforms, patches, plaques, and set dressing is available for purchase at; maynards liquidation on W. Broadway in Vancouver.

On the radio all week they have been playing "guess the diva" based on song clips. Some have been stretching "diva" but today Mariah Cary "All I want for Christmas is you" Cher "Believe" *do you believe in life after love Dolly Parton "Jolene" IT TOOK 4 CALLERS TO GET ALL THREE RIGHT! WHAT?!?!?!?