I fear I have suffered worse from women. Such is life.

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 2w ago

Taking it. "Thank you. Sorry for going overboard with 20 curses." 5 should be good enough.

( sweats and proceeds to present her with a cocktail )

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 2w ago

-curse removal- glad you can learn at least

... ( looks him up and down ) So I've been told. It is what it is as they say.

𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗥𝗜.@vagrantoftosa.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hah! You must be some kinda savant at pissin' people off if you're gettin' chased that much! Maybe you should be nicer, bozo.

Do not look at me like that. ow. I did not mean that in an insulting way. ow.

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 2w ago

-pouting-

( -500hp -500hp -500hp -500hp -500hp... ) ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. stop that. ow. ow.

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 2w ago

-20 curses-

Sure, you know any?

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 2w ago

Can a pretty girl get free drinks today?

How horrific- I know it's luxurious but no one wants me for me.

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 2w ago

I think they just want your wool

I'd say this is my second or third.

𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗥𝗜.@vagrantoftosa.bsky.social · 2w ago

First time?

Most people need bodyguards.

⠀ 𝑨 𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒆 , 𝑨 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒆𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒔 , 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔𝒐𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒎𝒂 . . . ⠀

𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗥𝗜.@vagrantoftosa.bsky.social · 2w ago

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫

💭House real big Car real big Dick real big Everything real big House real big Car real big Dick real big Everything real big

Most mages are perverts in some way, shape, or form. Me? I'm not a mage. I just fashioned this appearance after one. But made him hotter.

Oh my fucking god.

Yeah, and I'm in a younger form, am divorced, and hot as well. Competition is good for business.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · last mo.

Yeah, but so does Moriarty. And he's a hot grandpa.

I'm useful in my own way. I sell alcohol and give advice.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · last mo.

Don't you want to be useful, Dumu?

Let's not spread rumors about me.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · last mo.

If you shake Dumuzid, all sorts of things appear. Holy Grails, for instance. You can also shake me down for Holy Grails. There are a lot of people you could shake who would probably dispense Grails. Fujimaru, for instance...

Yes ewe. I see.

Sometimes bitches are just suicidal.

It's late somewhere in the world.

It's 6am here. Too early to drink

Did someone say drink? ( flips the open sign )

I should write erotica in my free time. Taking commissions to get experience.

I was going to split it-

Damn.

Jokes on the sheep dude, ive already seen 'em.

I found old pictures of Niyo dressed as a cow. I'm selling them for 5,000 QP each.

Double it and give it to Rinshtar.

Ritsuka Fujimaru@48thbackupplan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It's damned if we do, damned if don't, huh... Maybe we should flip a coin.

It's more like fruit punch but yeah.

I already dress like a butler and a manager so today I will-

//Dumuzid is niyo dlc