Phish

@lordphishsauce.bsky.social

He/They - 25 ENG/ESP 🇨🇴 Big fur artist and enjoyer 18+ ONLY Usually open to art trades so feel free to message me ^^ (I'm sorry I suck at RP, but spicy comments and messages are always welcomed)

Well, I think I finally stopped being sick and recovered my appetite, but I'm still VERY low energy. At least I managed clean the house and meal prepped for the week, took a couple of days and a lot of rest but I got it done

Living by yourself and far from the rest of the family is cool and all, until you get sick, some other family member also gets sick and you have to deal with both yourself and your flying toddler that sticks to you like velcro (I love her to bits but please, I don't even feel real rn gimme space)

I was planning on getting back to art and posting after settling back into my home, but guess who might have gotten a parasite during their trip and is feeling like hell 💀

Some dumba$$, horny little creature got hold of an enema kit their family got for some reason and never used. Of course I draw a character inflating themselves with water and off I go (I was very careful and did the research, might have unlocked a new fetish)

Can't believe we almost fired the new hire after the incident! Her performance after her "reassignment" has been incredible so far... except for how loud that mass of a gut can get after particularly large "meals"...