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gaylor 🌈 | english major 📖 | lit nerd | #1 coney island stan | writer & author | tily 🦋 they/them | 21 | aus | ♊️ | lesbian iykyk 🥨 📕 https://archiveofourown.org/users/lostinconey

i can feel my fanfic writing motivation defrosting and i am not ready for that rn i have a two month teaching placement coming up to prepare for, i am far too busy to get hyperfixated on writing to process my shit. why do the writing zoomies have to hit at the worst times 💀

guess who didnt have the right inhaler with them and had an asthma attack on their way home from uni because it’s so fucking cold and windy here and nearly died then spent the rest of the day in hospital ☺️ (i’m okay now and home in bed)

the day the world realises that taylor swift is a sapphic icon will be better than christmas. that blonde is so unbelievably gay in the coolest, most insufferably attractive way, like james is just so- ughhh god it makes me insane

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it’s nearly August 15 (another Greek holiday) and that means it’s time for my annual “can i convince my yiayia to finally talk to her sister in crete” speech again (it never works) like yiayia i’ll literally let you make me so fat from all your cooking if you pick up the damn phone and call her back

she was so gaggy for this gawd damn 😩😩 (side note: how does she manage to radiate so much gay energy when she’s checking herself out? like something about how aura here is just not in anyway straight)

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hey so i’m pretty sure i broke my hand just over a month ago (i had massive bruising, nerve pain, and a lump that all lasted weeks) but didnt realise it at the time and so now i’ve got this really hard lump in my hand that hurts when i touch it and idk if i should get it check out or not

gaylors are the coolest, smartest, most creative and compassionate humans on this planet and i love each and every one of you so god damn much i love that our shared belief in a pop star being gay af has brought together so many different people

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taylor must be so pissed off rn wherever she is because wdym she’s taken SIX SONGS off of #his tiktok page now (tfoo, red, love story now) i’m glad to see her putting his nasty ass in his place for all this shit he’s done to her

tmi (maybe?) but it’s 2am and i just got home after a night out and too much alcohol for my lightweight standards, ate a suspicious slice of pizza i left on my counter this afternoon, then proceeded to projectile vomit into my toilet for a for the last 10 minutes

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the concept of australia having two prominent far left parties but one despises the other for being “too environmentalist” really is astounding to me honestly. like i get you’re trying to make a name for yourselves but you sound pretentious and fake as fuck