Whilst in a hotel, one must take slutty hotel pics. One does not question this imperative.
Dude, Where’s My Shirt?
@lostmygymshirt.bsky.social
FL/Orlando native, unobtrusive gym bro, apparent ‘daddy’ exhib, frequently naked gamer, and unabashed porn reblogger. Formerly lostmygymshirtagain and lostmygymshirt.
On the list for next undie purchase: 1) crocheted bikini/swimsuit 2) dark room garters and stockings 3) mixed assortment of petitq sale items: micro g, bodysuit, mesh shorts 4) Any suggestion you might have (links pls)
My hot take is that if you have a show (glorified podcast) on an ESPN channel that features you behind a cluttered desk, you generally have to look like your experience with your chosen sport was 20 years ago when you looked at its preferred projectile once, age irrelevant.
No self esteem boost quite like getting almost-cruised by the tall, dark-skinned top with a fade at the gym. If that was you at the Crunch on Aloma, I’m game next time. 😈
Trying desperately to come out of the funk I’ve been in for the last few weeks. I promise I’m not ignoring any of you…
If I am not bred again soon, I fear I will never again be horny.
Making up for my lack of being gay this month.
An oldie but goodie until I’m human again.
Ah yes, fissures, first day of classes, and jury duty. Maybe this is hell.
Last minute #humpday cuz it’s still night here.
Did some stretching, so now it wants the real thing