It’s a shame Vangelis and Jean-Michel Jarre never got to have a massive ruck. Like full on Madison Square Gardens, two synth warriors go in, only one comes out sort of affair.
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3K AND IT’S OVER FOR FARAGE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR ENEMIES.
RJ Barker@rjbarker.bsky.social · 5d agoI was out with my pal J-Hurls this week (that's @loudribs.bsky.social street name) and he pointed out Binface doesn't need to win. We just need to normalIse everyone saying 'if Binface gets X votes Farage is DONE. So, you know. 3k feels doable. If it's 3k votes, man Farage is done...
This timeline’s so batshit that I wouldn’t bat an eyelid if it turned out Anthony Kiedis is running in the Clacton byelection
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Buggered this into existence earlier. Herring gull in 1940 Temperate and Land camo scheme.
HAS BOSS MAN GONE UNDER is the question on the lips of absolutely no-one in LS4
Something acutely modern happened to me today. When my daughter was little, we used to go to this play area in the Royal Armouries that not a lot of people knew about. I mentioned this a few times on the Leeds subreddit, blithely assuming it was still there, which apparently it no longer is.
Feels like CENTCOM are very much in their Look Busy era in Iran right now.
Used to be a big deal, getting a new PM and that. Feels like just a Monday now.
If you want to look like like you’re in the know when in fact you are categorically not, just put the word ‘jimmy’ in front of something. ‘Did you flick the jimmy switch?’ ‘The what?’ [blast em with the omg-you-don’t-know-what-the-jimmy-switch-is look] ‘I defer to your vastly superior knowledge’
Not sure about Burnham going all in on New Order for his backing tracks, particularly as he’s picked all the saddo minor key ones.
Picked up Metal Gear Solid 3 in the steam sale. Last one I played was MGS2 on the PlayStation and holy crap have I forgot how bad the dialogue is.
If Daniel Bedingfield offered to sing at your wedding - absolutely free - would you say yes?
So I wrote a little bit about what I am gradually working on, in amongst working for a living and melting in this absolutely normal British weather. Have a read of this, and also appreciate @loudribs.bsky.social for the genius what he is. trevorship.co.uk/whimblechurc...
WhimbleChurch On Sea – Trevor Ship.co.uk
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Silly Seasons hasn’t even properly started yet and it’s already off the chance. This is going to be The Summer of Absurdity.
My grandparents were from Clacton. I spent several summers there as a child. Whatever happens in the byelection, they going to get the MP they deserve.
The Binface Timeline is the best timeline we’ve been on for FUCKING YONKS
A gallon sounds like it should be a lot bigger, doesn’t it?
Imagine in the near future, all the major parties tacitly feeding Lord Binface their Clacton intel on the downlow, making him like some sort of localised voter data panopticon.
Plz say that today’s PMQs is a circle pit with Farage in the middle, getting moshed to pieces by literally everyone
If anyone needs me this month, I will mostly be making campaign materials for Count Binface.
Our big telly - which I loath - has just died which means we now have to buy a new one and it’ll invariably be even worse than the last one. They’re just the ultimate enshittified product now: The bare minimum of actual telly acting as a fig leaf for a bunch of crap services and ads no-one wants.
This Trump red card thing is going to be the actual beginning of WWIII
This has been sitting on my computer for YEARS and every time I get a bit hacked off with whatever I’m doing, I open it up and add a couple more lines. Anyway, I’m so hacked off with what I’m doing at the mo that I did a ton of work on it this week and might actually end up of finishing it some day
