How does one get recruited to be the bad guy’s henchman? Cause willingly signing up to get my ass beat for someone else don’t sit right with me
Doña Quihoetay
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Crafty • Plant Mom • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.
The YNs is after me lucky charms. I’m too young to be a cougar 😩
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One Piece really should be called Bonded by Trauma
You know what’s crazy? Being an only child and yet, somehow STILL becoming the parentified oldest “sibling”
I really need to get on my zoom. These cardigans and now a blanket ain’t gon crochet themselves
And just in case I don’t have enough shit going on, let’s add on uterine fibroids!
Current ADHD hyper fixation: RT 44 water from Sonic with extra ice, sugar free mango syrup, with strawberries, lemon and lime 👩🏽🍳💋
My 🐹 son is acting out and I don’t know how to feel about it 😩
Black people explaining Greek mythology has become my favorite past time. I love us
Wait.. the women are known for stabbing men? And it’s socially accepted? Maybe this arc won’t be so bad after all
Idk. This Dressrosa arc might be the scariest one by far
Idk. This Dressrosa arc might be the scariest one by far
I need Jojo and Jude Demorest to do a song together
It just clicked for me. I’m really gonna see Big Daddy Kane next weekend!! Might mess around and embarrass my momma
I need these people to put some respeck on my homie Chooper’s name dammit
Attempting to incorporate the “Mediterranean Diet” into our lives. First up: Lemony garlic shrimp over orzo with spinach, mushrooms, and tomatoes + a Greek/Morrocan inspired baked chicken over a bed of kale and cannellini beans
Did you know that taking a combination birth control and ADHD medication can elevate your blood pressure? Cause my care team didn’t until my OB/Gyn added her 2 cents today 🙃
My new OB/Gyn performed the best PAP I’ve ever had. No pain, discomfort, nada. I hope her pillow is always cool
All that’s left is to enroll the kid in dance and she’ll be set
😩 baby girl’s new school has an after school program! Praise be! My prayers have been answered!
Sooo basically outlook 360 crashed and now we are just making shit up as we go. I give up
Why is it always the favorite hoe that don’t wanna act right
My momma done made me in charge of using the power tools to hang these shelves up. I’m officially the only lady here that’s still the realest nigga in the room 💅🏽