using AI to write shit be like

when the sphinx asks you to put your true beloved on the pedestal but the sphinx won't step on the pedestal :(

Switched to Warrior for a while in DD2 to level up my HP stat (in the base game) I feel like I can face tank the world

I wonder if the devs forgot about Red Earth by the time of DD2 and forgot this was a reference when they reused the model but scrapped the Red Earth lore behind it

Sir you have picked probably the worst possible time to force an escort quest on me

retched jumpscare

yknow i wish there were settings for games to render in 1080p while keeping just text at 4k cause text sharpness is my biggest bone to pick at lower resolutions

its so fucking annoying that steam doesnt just let us choose what button prompts we want to see instead of assuming all xinput controllers have xbox buttons

its not start and select, its + and - its not start and select, its Option and... \_/ its not start and select, it's 🍔 and ◽◻️ and now im annoyed by every game i play on PC because my 8bitdo aint got none of those buttons

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Had one hell of a lucky night

Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight (2008-2009)

Man I miss Sugimori's original artstyle. When I was a kid and thinking Pokemon was getting lamer (which I don't entirely agree with now) I think I was mostly frustrated by the change in artstyle. I really liked the less polished, more rugged look in the early games.

internet's deepest mysteries

Rapid Onset Class Consciousness

Having played Sun and Ultra Moon back to back I have to say I'm extremely frustrated with Ultra's story. They didn't change much, but they gutted all of the best parts of the original story and robbed it of its emotional core.

alright Necrozma let's see what you've got

I love my pikachu my pikachu is very strong

HAU NOOO DON'T SAY IT

duude im so tired of seeing chatgpt speak *everywhere* i dont even care that much that people apparently need a robot to write all their shit for them, I just wish it wasn't so fucking glaringly recognizable they can't even be assed to paraphrase it just a little bit?

oops sorry had to cough up something lodged in my throat

oh no he had a stroke

Google "The data is being permanently deleted from your account and no longer tied to you." That's... an interesting choice of words

yknow the vibe I get from this is that they used AI to do all their concept art and then made the game to emulate that aesthetic because this looks almost exactly like what I'd expect an AI to generate when prompted to generate an image for a super duper high graphics OoT remake

you'd think the only reason Nintendo ever had their iconic toony styles was because they were using underpowered hardware someone gave them too much power and now it's so, so wrong

google sucks ass and keeps giving me more and more unrelated results but this one is especially...... huh????

So I guess that was a lie

So it sounds like Discord is bringing back global age verification like they said they would, but delayed to 2027. But it seems like they're reneging on their automatic age guessing system? So *everyone* will have to age verify to access adult content. Switch to Matrix to free the nip

So you use a 3DS homebrew app called "FBI" to install homebrew "CIA" files? Curious.