from u/BeGayDoThoughtcrime

He’ll get him a new chiton, dw

I remember the first time I listened to "Man of the House", when Odysseus said "she's what I saved my virginity for" I choked on my drink and now that's just basically canon to me

.............and if I say modern OdyHector................

Telemachus crybaby-top, send post, won't elaborate

Hermes trying to hold Odysseus' hand and lace their fingers together whenever they have sex, to make sure Odysseus still thinks of him as the "only safe god who would never hurt him", while being just as bad as the rest

Can I be fucking disgusting

Endurance training yeah and he failed again:） （In fact, there is no possibility for him to succeed.） #odysseus

one husband and one wife for my boy odysseus🥰 ❗Dio×Ody×Pen❗ ❗and Ody is the bottom❗ ＃odysseus

Gasp, literally Hector

Hermes

Breaker of horses

Hermody :]

Safety double posting

I'm not into Sharpwolf and it's perfectly fine if you aren't into it either obviously, but the people who are deadly SCARED of it and get LIVID about the ship... How are you this weak? Won't survive the winter? My guy, you won't survive a breeze...

Would it be funny to portray Hermes a supportive father who's still absent most of the time, also loaded as fuck, yet pays no child support

Odysseus: My, my... Acting like a dog now, Diomedes? Good boy~ #iliad #odysseus #diomedes #yaoi #bl #mlm

"PuruPuru Maker makes your pictures jiggle" Does it now

sparks!! 🔞@lovemonkey.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Can you see the vision

Odysseus carries himself as a dominant leader (he actually is one) while he's secretly just a pathetic little wet cat who needs to be cradled while being fucked send post

The potential for Hector to allow himself to let out his biggest frustrations, to have an outlet for all his aggressions. After all it’s not like he’s an undeserving target, the infamous Achaean strategist. The vilest of the Greeks. Who could blame him?

I love how Odysseus is just "canonly" so desirable to so many people, truly an unwilling harem anime protag

Very long couple of days

“Erm, actually, I need to get home ☝️🤓”

I'm realizing that a trope I really like with OdyHector is; Hector is usually very gentle, especially with his wife, but the moment he gets Odysseus under his hands (his first male lover) he realizes that he can squeeze and bite and wreck this one as much as he wants

I can't stop thinking about Penelope calling Odysseus baby boy and pampering him and Odysseus being conflicted because this isn't a very masculine™️ thing to enjoy, but he is hard as a ROCK

I wonder if this would also be too big for... Somebody

Hermes @ Odysseus

Hermes

This video lowkey has my heart, just because I really like the concept of: Hermes: *laughs, then stops* Odysseus: So how can you- Hermes: *starts laughing again*

ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!! 😭🙏

BWafterdark@bwafterdark.bsky.social · 2mo ago

By adulthood, while people could still see their similarities, it was long past the point where they could be mistaken as each other. So when Hector had made the comment that ctimene was proof he’d look good in a dress he had rolled his eyes and playfully shoved him away, laughing it off