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MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ALABAMA NONOFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN JUST TURNED ONE
Melissa just Named her first Guy sitting around preparing for our fantasy football draft. It was Kool-Aid. I'm so proud.
Dipshit old landlord "can't find me on Zelle" to send me my security deposit after he received payment from my Zelle account for 5 consecutive years
A mechanically silent, passenger silent, dark and rainy purple line train ride this morning, conductor sounds like Angela Bassett, I hope we never get signal clearance
Again made the error of thinking this kind of website is any sort of entertainment outside of football season instead of an infinite energy father-son kamehameha of diarrhea, time to build the drafts back up
Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food
Two questions I was asked today that people think are parts of my job "The cookie factory doesn't have the right energy infrastructure to put a TV in this hallway, it keeps flickering in and out. What's the scheduling software doing to fix it?" And
5/29/26 - 12:13pm The first time AI has had a positive impact on my life, it summarized a meeting I ran, and it was fine
Router level VPN and ad blocking so the boys can look up Warhammer rules on the good Russian website without it taking a hundred years
Maaaaan my motion lights went off and a fat ass skunk was waddling through my yard I'm so hype
My presentation to the global hr community went well, but then when we rejoined the meeting as an attendee it took over the whole presentation and started sharing my screen, showing my filthy filthy inbox to every one of my bosses bosses bosses
Finally have the pig (20lbs cast iron pan) I will carry up the mountain (cooking with it) to get big and strong (big and strong)
why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill
Wifi chip burned out on my desktop. Better take the opportunity to upgrade my mobo.
Doing exposure therapy by standing at the top of my creepy basement stairs at night I will JOIN FORCES with the spirits I will SHARE the Reese's cups with the dread beast that LURKS
Movers are a different fucking breed man, I thought I was being a good boy by moving my boxes closer to the door but this dude blasting Diana Ross from his phone just picked up three at a time on his back and teleported them out to the truck
Chicago pedestrians will see a do not walk sign stop blinking, watch traffic fully change, and then step out in front of my car as my light turns green. They are very surprised when I almost hit them with my fucking car.
Getting a fresh juicy line ran from the pole to sustain my girthy internet hole, gonna be shoving so many megs and dregs in that bitch
Wired my desktop so well when I went to pack it up I pulled the dock all my cables came out neat and tidy, a sense of satisfaction only a dentist must feel when they pull a tooth and get the whole nervous system in one go
When I die I want every perfect peanut I've ever had collected for me to eat again. A parade of Ur Peanuts, I want to share them with George Washington Carver, God damn it.
I stack my bins after going thru TSA and i expect that to be reflected in the size of my Heaven Yacht
LOCAL LANDLORD "UNIMPRESSED" BY THE AMOUNT OF WOK HEI I'M GETTING ON HIS BURNERS A WEEK BEFORE I LEAVE