yemeni cricket vs. yemeni snicket

salt lick city

candy coded

fraught topic

like uber but for free rides when you’ve already paid

chicken tendencies

toast maghost

lapis lasagna

sporked tongue

does it smell like Updike in here?

deus ex laxative

anti social pony club

cowboy depop

dude diligence

neil jung

joão de vivre

Swimply’s Believe It Or Not™️

he’s a tough butt to crack

pontius pilates

I do declare! (a thumb war)

wholesome prison blues

warren beatty blocker

doordash confessional

chili cum carne

nabisco stu 🕺🏻🪩

Good bio for earnest musician: Singer/wrong-righter

elena febrontë

ty water 🌊ign

That's it. That's the bluesky.

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That's it. That's the tweet.