Andy Ledger

@lowfeller.bsky.social

Not drowning, but waving 7 years sober #hatnonce (retired)

Early release... My pal is in prison for a short period (couple of months). He is Cat C, but in a Victorian Cat B prison in the sweltering heat. There has been an outbreak of scabies. He will be homeless on release, as no one will take him as he is a pain in the arse, but not dangerous.

Years ago I was flying back from Amsterdam absolutely off my tits. At passport control a very tall Ayran looking official slapped me on the back & said: "We haff a leedle problem" Turns out I hadn't signed my passport & he made me sign it there & then. Signature was very wobbly

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