low key
@lowkeyilewd.bsky.social
🔞Coming out of my crib and I’m doing just fine; gotta gotta get down cause I wanna crawl 🔞
Cutting Spooky Promos in the Summer is its own special kind of horror
of course she wants to play ghost hunters but bed time is bed time (quick scrib to try somethin)
Pretended @djkazoo.bsky.social was doin’ the oc thing anyway~
L-l-look at you, p-pamper packer-r-r. A-a p-p-precious toddlerrr of p-powder and c-cream. B-babbling a-and w-wailing as you c-crawl through my p-play p-pl-place. H-how can you tantrum at your perfect immortal mommy?
No, my barber did not recently fuck my shit up; why do you ask?
They can certainly see you baby but not what you can see~ That’s just for you!
“Oh noooo~” said the daycare worker, “what ever shall I doooo~”
A-ah ah ah! N-no Restoration C-c-crib for you yet p-pamper packer-r-r, m-mommyy has to t-teach you about r-r-resource m-management p-p-personall-ly~❤️
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