Me selecting the "deliver next week" option on amazon because I'm a fucking hero.
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Look, I have a couple of pretty great kids but it’s just a shame that I haven’t figured out how to monetize that.
The funny thing about Denver is that over the last 15-20 years there have been an awful lot of changes but no real improvements.
I found this in the grocery store and I’m almost certain that human involvement was minimal in its creation.
Here's a little pro tip for you. If you just ignore the dipshit right wingers talking about The Odyssey instead of posting their screenshots and talking about how wrong they are incessantly, then you don't have to worry about them at all!
Sung in a Bruce Springsteen voice
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoA sinkhole swallowed a car in Baltimore late last night:
It‘s always 50+ used to be somebody white dudes telling you that ai in entertainment is inevitable. And it’s the younger people who are having massive success who are saying ai is trash. So I know who I’m going to listen to.
I’d like to go back in time right after RFK was assassinated and tell people “you know, someday his son will be personally responsible for an outbreak of explosive diarrhea”.
When I was a lot younger I had a pretty fervent belief in anarchism. As I got older I came to see that it wasn't a viable political system and I kind of dropped it, publicly anyway. But the thing is I still believe in anarchism, but more as a personal philosophy. And I never got an anarchy tattoo.
Once a number of years ago I saw Hickenlooper at a Dinosaur Jr show and he was so drunk he could barely stand up. So we just have to deal with that guy for six more fucking years.
”we’ve replaced our lawn with native fauna” I said somewhat smugly as I turned back to my third hour of weeding.
Thanks to pivoting to video I now get to see what frumpy public radio type people look like and surprisingly it's not so different than I imagined.
A thing that bugs me about our tech overlords is the quasi-philosophical word salad they spout when trying to explain their worldview. It's usually some nonsensical Nietzschean/Hegelian mashup that's meant to make them sound smart while serving as cover for their vicious amorality. Bah I say!
Over thirty years of them and there’s still only one good Jurassic Park movie.
Okay, now that the bloom is off the rose with the mandolorian, we can admit that Grogu is kind of a shitty name right? Yoda? Great name. Babu Frik? Excellent name. Grogu though. It just sounds a shrug.
My daughter and I saw a work truck with “poop911dotcom” printed on the side and I really think they need to clarify if they mean nine one one or nine eleven.
So if you’re an irredeemable piece of shit kind of person, like say a trillionaire or a president of some country, do you know that you’re an irredeemable piece of shit person? Even somewhere deep down inside?
YouTube just me served up something called a “low cortisol playlist“ and its always funny to get a reminder that the broader culture has passed me by.
I get that ads follow you around the internet and that there's nothing to be done about that but! there should be a way to mark that you bought something or aren't interested.
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Simon Roy@simonroy.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
I don’t want to be a negative nelly but I’m not sure that giving 12 year old boys without drivers licenses an unregistered electric motor bike is a great idea!
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Beyond the obvious reasons that people might not be feeling celebratory about America, there’s also the fact that the celebration is called the semi quincentennial. It may be descriptive but that’s just a terrible name.
I made a Dutch baby for breakfast and I always think that it’s one of those things that sounds racist but isn’t.
If I was the governor of this state I'd like to leave office with people saying "hey, he did a pretty good job!" rather than "this guy is a traitorous piece of garbage!" but that's just me.
What I love about Ai now is how most people are beginning to hate it and actively looking to avoid it and most podcast ads are still “Here at tech company, we‘re committed to putting Ai in everything from your shoelaces to your tennis racket even that soup you’re eating right now!”
