Someone complained that I've been posting about cats too much lately. So naturally, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Moon Cat Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there's more where this came from. https://collabs.shop/5iws6n
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Honk Honk Bumper Sticker. Remember to lay on the horn any time you see a goose. With any luck the beast will mistake you for a large metal goose and it will decide to not murder you. https://collabs.shop/zw8bir
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Crossword Pin. Hmm. I can't figure it out. Is it an M? https://collabs.shop/xieszl
People always comment "okay boomer" on this comic, and honestly, it is well-deserved.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stargazer Blanket. This poor astronomer is trying to find Pluto. Unfortunately, he never will because NASA blew it up in 2006 when Pluto was officially demoted from a planet to space rubble. https://collabs.shop/neohpr
They might look like they're slithering but really they are scuttling.
In a few scenes you can clearly tell the dog is Jason.
David M. McIntosh walking down the frozen foods aisle: I, for one, do not want to eat chicken tenders that are frozen solid.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Snake Sword Pin. I wish I could wrap this cobra around Excalibur. I think whoever rules over Camelot should not only be able to pull a sword from a stone but should also not be afraid of snakes. https://collabs.shop/4feqdd
She's been hiding in plain sight this whole time.
Obviously, any other way would be utterly barbaric.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Grumpy Chubby Dragon Stuffed Animal. See, this is exactly why I'd never let someone create a stuffed animal of me. I fear they'd name it something like Lazy Not That Funny Low Quality Facts Guy. https://collabs.shop/i0bwnu
The studio should have let the man cook.
They have to get it right eventually.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lighthouse Fire Pin. The lighthouse keeper was so focused on looking out to sea that he didn't notice his own home had caught on fire. There's a metaphor in there somewhere, but the lighthouse keeper is too busy screaming in […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
