At work a solid hour earlier than usual just to prove a point to @aidan94.bsky.social that I could get up and showered before he had to… So I win I guess… 😴
Lowson
@lowson.bsky.social
35, software engineer, dogs, music, cooking, chaos. 🏳️🌈🎸 he/him
Work is absolutely wiping me out just now. I go in tired, come out exhausted and am barely functional.
Cute Cartoon Cat Waves White Flag
Alt: Cute Cartoon Cat Waves White Flag
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Checking out the original before going to see The Odyssey tomorrow
We love a trend… Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 5 Creativity: 6 Humour: 7 Mental Health: 7 Empathy: 8 Patience: 5
Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 7 Creativity: 8 Humour: 67 Mental Health: 5 Empathy: 8 Patience: 9
Robyn was very good! Some of the crowd were a nightmare though thinking the entire arena was their personal dance floor
Someone on the tube already smells like a sweaty mess and I’m only semi-confident it’s not me
Very happy with how my blueberry lemon cake turned out last night.
Walking past all the coaches stopped at Greenwich Park today, I could smell their tyres baking in the heat and thought “why does it smell like Regulation here”? An example of @aidan94.bsky.social rubbing off on me.
Watched Toy Story 4 ahead of seeing 5 tomorrow. Primary thought was those butler doll things were terrifying, but I did not foresee me having an existential crisis about how I’m stagnating (professionally) watching Bo Peep thriving in her new life. What a ride 🤣 boxd.it/eRkPVV
A ★★★★ review of Toy Story 4 (2019)
Those butler dolls are fucking terrifying
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Dragged myself along the Thames to Greenwich, and up the big hill in the before my body said “that’s enough now, it’s time for a glass of wine”
A straight guy from my team told me all he gets on Instagram reels now is things I’ve liked and…I…just don’t need to be exposed like that to colleagues 😬😬
Me: ok I need to be a bit more responsible with money this month. Also me: *spends £60 on dildos in 2 days*
A brilliant display of the consequences of running in a tank top without sun cream by @aidan94.bsky.social
Post a photo from 2019. Me on a party boat getting hit on by divorced mums, before getting denied entry to Heaven.
Post a photo from 2019 Me & @jirachi.bsky.social at my last gay pride ^.^ a fun day 🥰🥰
Went to have a look at the Hades 2 guide on @ign.com to get help with a challenge, and my what a beautiful website… Companies wonder why people use ad blockers.
Playing Hades II with a ball weight on to make the punishment and hard work extend beyond the game
Yesterday I thought it would be a fun idea to bake some bread with my day off… …Today I remembered that bread is baked at a horrendously high temperature and my flat is now uninhabitable. The bread looks good though.
Just got on the jubilee line to Stratford and boy, the body odour on display here could be weaponised 💀
This wee pup is bracing herself for nothing but me cuddling her for the next two days 🥰
Part 1 of 2, he almost looks graceful doing it.
The moment everything went downhill
Caught Aidan in his prime yesterday, barely surviving the post-wedding hangover, with a tube of Weddingles to see him through to bed time.
Being a class act with a can of raspberry Absolut in my Cookie Monster boxers. What else could I want from a Friday night?
Walked into work after the bank holiday to get told about a dumb cock up I could have prevented, then went into a meeting where I got a total kicking from a lead in front of the team. What a blast. To the balls.
I need to find a tattoo designer to help me with an idea for my arm. I am incredibly unartistic but have an idea in mind. Any recommendations would be amazing 🥺