Get zonked, loser.

Hey bud! Good workout? Ready to sweat some more with me? 🎨: @hirakie1.bsky.social

Open for business for about 5-10 minutes every day if I feel like it and if I like you enough.

The only one who should be in your head is 😵‍💫HIM😵‍💫.

Coloured Sketch Commission for @djstrap.bsky.social !! THANKIES!!💖✨

Big, bulging bodybuilder Papa

Back & biceps for the boys

It’s hump day, so why aren’t you humping?

I could use a hand

Cowpoke in the woods

We love good hotel room lighting.

Oops.

Instagram saw it first.

👅

Same PuppyBear you know and love, now featuring extra padding!

The man and the belly

Will you guys forgive me for being late?😅🐶 #humpday

shhhh, he’s sleeping… I bet he won’t mind if you lick up that precum tho 👀

eat lots of hot dogs this weekend

Fresh beef 🥩

CW: Incest It's (belated) Father's Day, which means the Ex-Wife doesn't get to know exactly what the boys get up to.

June 26, 2026 Friday morning coffee

whoops softie VPL 🤷🏻‍♂️😏💪🏻 happy pride y'all 🏳️‍🌈

Big buff bodybuilder bro Dad

Wreck Beach. That’s it. That’s the post.

“Good boy!” *wags tail*😋🐶

Who wants to smell my dad balls?

The belly is getting out of hand… hands

*wags*

maybe my new fave dick pic 🙇🏼‍♂️