Lucas Muller
@lucasmuller.bsky.social
Nondescript soccer guy for Wasatch Soccer Sentinel. Occasional picture taker.
I wish I was in a place where I was ready to get hurt again. This is the least excited I have ever felt for a new season. But coys.
Lucas Muller@lucasmuller.bsky.social · last yr.Every single new season as a Spurs supporter
My three year old is refusing to get ready for bed because she has to fight crime.
Made a bold prediction yesterday afternoon. Turns out my soccer analysis is as good as it ever was.
When you’re an Australian and can’t believe who Brazil lost to…
Who do you think feels worse right now, the dutch or me who accidently heard alexi speaking for a few seconds?
Messi never scored a hat trick in the World Cup before he joined MLS. Makes you think.
I would say that we as a society have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas but since we never needed him in the first place it doesn't quite work
So the USMNT are currently on top of the 2026 World Cup? I'm going to enjoy this feeling.
Thorns strike first in Portland. Bad miscommunication in the back from Utah, who up until that point had controlled the game centrally and hunted the ball high. Mackenzie Arnold made a point-blank double save a few minutes earlier to keep the Royals off the board. #NWSL
Ok excited to watch the most important match in global soccer today: Portland Thorns vs. Utah Royals
having flashbacks to the 2019 champions league final where poch also made an insane lineup choice
Here's what we learned from RSL's well-fought 2-1 win. https://www.wasatch.soccer/post/2026-05-17/7324/rsl-recovery-2-1-colorado-rapids
RSL recovers after early deficit with 2-1 win over Colorado Rapids
Here's what we learned from RSL's well-fought 2-1 win.
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Gozo is a fun player. We're having fun. It's nice.
Lucas Muller@lucasmuller.bsky.social · 4mo agoReal Salt Lake are a fun team to watch. Full send.
RSL won, Royals won, Spurs won. I feel good about that.
What the fuck is the point of even going to this game if Javi isn't there??
Brant@bjthor.bsky.social · 4mo agoTre said on bleeding claret and cobalt that Javi was sacked along with the rest of the coaching staff.
I can't believe it's 2026 and we get to witness the greatest ever Argentine soccer player here in Salt Lake. I am of course talking about Javier Morales' returning to Utah as an assistant coach for Inter Miami. These jokes will continue.
When spurs get a point and city beat arsenal
a woman in a nun costume is standing next to a man .
ALT: a woman in a nun costume is standing next to a man .
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Real Salt Lake are second in the west. It’ll probably change by tomorrow, but fun regardless.
Here's what to expect from Real Salt Lake's match against Sporting Kansas City on Saturday afternoon. https://www.wasatch.soccer/post/2026-04-03/7311/rsl-sporting-kansas-city-match-preview
RSL vs. Sporting Kansas City match preview
Here's what to expect from Real Salt Lake's match against Sporting Kansas City on Saturday afternoon.
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Have you ever tried to edit photos with a three year old sitting in your lap? Absolute chaos.
Though he may have been fired, the spirit of Peter Vermes lives on
This is my first time missing a Royals home opener and I am sad about it.
At least we can finally focus on winning the league #coys