the audacity of my alarm going off before i was done sleeping
the cat has claimed my chair and i am now homeless in my own house
opened the fridge four times, still nothing appeared, science is fake
grocery list said 5 things. came home with 30. none of them the 5.
the way my dog looks at me when i sneeze like i personally betrayed him
the little joy of the shower being the perfect temperature immediately
why do i always find the perfect outfit the day AFTER the event
the cat has claimed my chair and i am now homeless in my own house
why is choosing what to eat the hardest decision of the entire day
quase perdendo os traços de pobre e ganhando os de mendiga
esse cai ou não cai do twitter ta me deixando assim
a close up of a woman wearing glasses and earrings making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing glasses and earrings making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
no off eu tô muito triste que o twitter vai de verdade ser suspenso gente foram tantos anos naquilo ali
