A woman trusting you enough to show you her body is like… pretty fucking cool. I feel drunk off women.
Darby bringing an open tin of sardines is, tragically, very funny
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I mean fuck Eric Bischoff but honestly fuck WWE for not making Bischoff’s eye lasers canon. Shit would have been money. youtu.be/gGY1J9XTXuw?...
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Most of the time in public I’m nervous and skittish that I’m a monster or even just an imposition. And then other times I remember I’m 6’7” and that I can deadlift German my 270 lb husband and that if things got spicy I can probably take care of myself. There is no in between in these feelings.
The British ideal sex life is 2.2 total fucks for birth rate. Just a country of whinging winded ham colored people with complete media capture. Off to look at a super spiny super shiny dragon dick.
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I grew up focus on the family. My dad voted for Trump but isn’t hardcore maga. Coming out as bi at 20 was tough, coming out as trans at 38 was much harder. I have done hard ass work, harder than they have, to mend things. But nearly 3 years into transition I talk to them everyday and they love me.
What I tell my child is that I will love and support them without question every day of their life. Life will be hard, no one is exempt from struggle. But, it will not be miserable. They will forever have a mother's love that they can count on. Why would you want to be the villain to your child?
Mine was that there was a baseball in our garage and I wanted to know if I threw it down the street if anyone would notice. I have been haunted for over 35 years with this memory of casual evil. I sometimes have intense nightmares about the ball sleeping cold and alone in an alley somewhere.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
I think it likely, if I'd lived long ago where being trans was just straight up not an option, I would've been a very faggy monk. Just reading books and making candles and doodling two rabbits going at in in the marginalia. Hey guys the beer I made is nice and it's one of god's food cheat days!
Hate how a reminder of a person not being in your life anymore can just come out of nowhere and shadow uppercut you. “Hi remember me? I threw you away because I found the pain you’re in alienating. Know you were having a good day, so I shit in your cereal and poured sugar in your gas tank. Byeee”
It’s Wednesday morning and you know what that means… a blue wave followed by BLOOD AND GUTS!!! Whether it’s real life or graps, cheer the babyfaces and BOO THEM HEELS!
You know what’s cooler than a villain origin story? A rogue with a heart of gold origin story.
Every single trans person past the age of 20 has statistically endured enough hardship to justify an average of fifteen Villain Origin Stories each, yet for some reason we don't. But sure tell me how it's the white cishet manboys who have it rough enough to become evil.
Going to JK Rowlings bbq and the dish I brought was “I’m going to go new jack”
This game fucks soooooo hard. Reminds me of hit the ice and blades of steel but better.
If Clayface is what we have to look forward to, kill this DC universe now. What a fucking malformed turd of better films. Go watch the Fly. Go watch Tetsuo the iron man. Not this trash.
You ever get the feeling you were born rotten, the way some pumpkins just had soft malleable sides, meant to be left where they grew then tilled back into the soil?
It’s probably not a great sign of mental state that out of 6 nights I’ve gone to bed without supper for four of them. Vacation is just a gayer limbo.
My heart. My stupid dorky 10 year old heart.
Revealed by Nerdist. A legendary that has a story to tell.
The classic piss dribble of fascism leaking out of his mouth: “*They* don’t produce culture” Like listen here before you emulsion blend your voicebox any further you rusty fart, the only ideology incapable of creating art is fascism Art requires asking questions. Hard when you “have every answer”
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."