Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
Lucy Fishwife 🥐
@lucyfishwife.bsky.social
London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Proud slop despiser. https://www.moonflowerbooks.co.uk/news https://www.thebksagency.com/lucyfisher
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
I’ve noticed how horribly flaggy the outskirts of Oxford are, for a place that kiiiind of pretty much entirely relies on foreign tourists/students £££
Leaders of flag-raising group Raise the Colours Oxfordshire placed trackers on highway workers’ cars to find out their home addresses, the High Court has heard. RTC then attempted to intimidate the highway staff into no longer removing flags by repeating their addresses to them.
Quiet day in the bookshop so I did a bit of advance Japan-scouting. I found a restaurant that serves melting teddy bears (edible!) in hot broth. It might be a tad twee for me but I am INSANELY intrigued
Today’s look: stripèd Today’s perfume: lemon sorbet Today’s earworm: Like Sugar Today’s mood:
Finger Flicking a Fly
Alt: Finger Flicking a Fly
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I FREQUENTLY get asked how one would set about getting published, getting an agent, self-pub vs tradpub, etc etc AND I ONLY WORK IN A BOOKSHOP. The information is widely available and I promise nobody is keeping it to themselves
Seeing complaints online that authors 'gatekeep' information…! Absolute nonsense. There is no industry or craft in the world which is so comprehensively written about, studied, and discussed as fiction writing, and every author I know welcomes new writers who are serious about giving it a go.
1 like = 1 me looking at the like and thinking “aww that’s nice”
1 like = 1 completely duck mundane fact
“Say what you like about Rod Liddle, but…” yeah no thanks, I look forward to never having to read another piece of his bile-spattered rentacopy ever again
Top 10 adorably scruffy stray dogs who taught us to love again
Top 10 mysterious outsiders who wandered into town and changed our lives forever
Today’s look: sweaty, sod that “glow” rubbish Today’s perfume: FORGOT Today’s earworm: Saturday Nite Today’s mood:
Man Resting During Hot Weather
Alt: Man Resting During Hot Weather
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Egregiously handsome man strolls into bookshop just as radio (ClassicFM, obv) starts playing Theme From A Summer Place. I have to go into the back office to laugh out loud
For writers worried that they won't be able to "prove" their work isn't Spicy Autocomplete--worry not. You thought about every choice and will be able to talk about those choices easily and clearly. Folks who used the slop machine didn't make choices and won't have anything to say about why
Absolute “kids are all right” moment this weekend: the marvellous 18yo daughter of the friends we were staying with listened to us all moaning about potential retirement and pensions yadda yadda, went away, came back with a huge vodka and coke, and resignedly set herself up an ISA on her phone
Danny DeVito: I Think Our Work Here Is Done
Alt: Danny DeVito: I Think Our Work Here Is Done
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Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.
Explained to my daughter that I'm fairly relaxed about people increasingly relying on AI for every decision because eventually all those people will just walk into the sea and drown and we can have all their stuff, but she didn't seem 100% convinced.
NOT NOW, CANNIBALISTIC JELLYFISH WITH A VANISHING ANUS
Roses are red Sinner plays tennis
Today’s look: ahoy Today’s perfume: zzzz Today’s earworm: Steven’s Last Night In Town Today’s mood:
Bear Steals Food, Woman Protects Child
Alt: Bear Steals Food
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the US is different from Europe in this regard, there may be a lot of far right shit here but “liberals” disaffected with the traditional left tend to go lib dem or green rather than the cheesy Farage/Le Pen used car crypto salesman. I can’t speak for extremists, they’re going to extreme whatever
What is the origin of this persistent ahistorical meme that “liberals choose fascism over socialism?” You see it pop up constantly and like I don’t expect everyone to be a historian but “who was on which side of WW2” seems like a reasonable expectation
Realising that whatever social medium I am on (microblog, MPRPG, yadda) I always start out “don’t mind me i am just levelling up here please move on” and end up accidentally Brian (“no PLEASE don’t join me I have ZERO idea what i am doing”)
Mando and Grogu: enjoying it but every time the buff fighty Hutt is onscreen I find myself thinking “Sure thing boss, real sexy like you asked” and wondering FROM WHAT TWISTED FANFIC DID CARMY PECS JABBA EMERGE
I Did It Rotta The Hutt
Alt: Rotta The Hutt
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Frying steak. Accidentally ended up in the Backrooms (possibly Silent Hill)
Regular rewatch of Ghosts. Humphrey pretending to be called Mr Cheese. Kitty and Pat dancing to Saturday Night 😭❤️ youtu.be/DZEfj0xW4mk?...
just Pat and Kitty from BBC Ghosts dancing
YouTube video by antónima
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I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE but this idea US screenwriters have that any British person has said “I’ll wager” since the fucking Crimean war
What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?