Lugnut | TFA
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I believe only two things: The Decepticons will rule Cybertron, and Megatron will rule the Decepticons! [New acc mun]
Ultra Magnus likes his aft port tickled pass it on
THE MEDICS APPROVE OF MY METHODS DECEPTICONS START TOUCHING PORT NOW TO FLEX ON THE AUTOBOT SCUM
This is true. Well, at least in the sense that it can help you relax and recharge better.
Do your due diligence for the Decepticon cause today. Kick a child.
DONT TELL ANYONE BUT BAD APPLE IS APPEALING ON THE OPTICS
"Wazzpinator believezz if decepticonzz didn't had zztarzcream and lugnut wazz more educated, would have more chance for teamwork. Gotta learn that from autobotzz and from Wazpinator who lived in mezz with predaconzz, do not forget about backzztabbing! Do not do it!"
[And with the dynamite set off and his room at the mines practically destroyed, Lugnut smiled wide. He wouldn’t deal with the complaints any longer, no.] [Muting his HUD he exited the base, transforming into his bomber mode and taking off without a care in the world.]
THERE IS 500LBS OF DYNAMITE IN MY ROOM DO I SET IT OFF YES OR NO
THE ATMOSPHERE IS DRY HERE I AM DEVELOPING A PLATING CONDITION
[Lugnut began the short flight to the location the Autobot Prime had so foolishly challenged him to battle, his engine roared as he soared over trees, whipping the branches and leaves into a frenzy.] [In the corner of his line of sight a clearing was spotted,
I'm waiting.
WHERE ARE THE AUTOBOTS?!?! I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL, AHAHAHA I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVEEEEE
ON MY TRAVELS TO SERVE LORD MEGATRON I HAVE FOUND PURPLE ENERGON, A MIGHTY RESOURCE FOR THE CAUSE
Lugnut bat (left) and Starscream bat (right) -RB
I HAVE GAINED ACCESS TO THE LOCAL CYBERWEB. THIS IMAGE SHOWS THE GLORIOUS LORD MEGATRON’S STRENGTH IN COMPARISON TO THE FEEBLE MAGNUS
THE CREATURES OF THIS PLANET ARE SMALL AND FLESHY, EASILY TRAMPLED UNDERFOOT OF THE GREAT DECEPTICON CAUSE
LORD MEGATRON IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I HAVE ARRIVED TO YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION, I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU.