Luis Belmont
@luisbelmont.bsky.social
Speak softly and carry a big stick. 🔞 NSFW Born in ‘85, he/him, gay, Chicago-based Venmo: @Luis-575
Did y’all learn the mnemonic “HOMES” in elementary school to help you remember the names of all the Great Lakes? How appropriate that with this change, the new mnemonic will be “SHAME.” Way to go, Google. 🤦🏻♂️
Female coworker, who talks very openly about sex when it’s only other women and gays around: “Tall, skinny white boys have the biggest dicks. ESPECIALLY when they’re nerdy.” Me: 🤓😬🤐
This post will be meaningless to 99-100% of you, but getting this score in #SpinRhythmXD (Final Boss on XD difficulty) is the sexiest I’ve felt in months.
I'm gonna be at a Chicago Bate club event tonight at @thedenchicago.bsky.social !! I'm excited to hang out in swanky digs and smack my dick around just like I do at home, except in the company of some sexy chill dudes who just want to unwind naturally without judgment. How cool is that???
It’s #MarketDays aka Chicago Pride Part 2, so here I am showing my pride 😜
I’ve been hooked on Pokopia since it launched and I’m loving the new DLC! #FCF
Bite my lip and close my eyes I’m slipping away to paradise…
Day 1 at #campbuckwood! Can you tell I’m excited to be here?
On the road to #campbuckwood. Turning this car into a stick shift.
I’m planning on doing some manscaping later so here’s my full bush “before” pic.
POV: It’s #FCF and you’re about to worship my fat cock
Pits, cock, balls, cum and face all in one shot 😈 #FatCockFriday is in full force 😜 Here’s me draining my heavy balls 😘 #bator #edged #dong #fullballs #fcf
Woke up with a stuffy nose and a sore throat… but still horny as usual!
A Friday without fat cocks is like a day without music #FCF
Work got canceled on account of the air being on fire. Guess I’ll just stay in and play with myself!
I would be remiss if I didn’t post a nude for National Nude Day!
Bateworld really censors the word “perv” and this is the result. 🤣
Recently been obsessed with Bowling for Soup’s hit song “1985.” Released in 2004, 22 years ago, the song jokes about someone who is still obsessed with the year 1985, which was 19 years ago at the time. Coincidentally, I was also released in 1985. I might be old but don’t call me Daddy!