Luis Belmont

@luisbelmont.bsky.social

Speak softly and carry a big stick. 🔞 NSFW Born in ‘85, he/him, gay, Chicago-based Venmo: @Luis-575

Did y’all learn the mnemonic “HOMES” in elementary school to help you remember the names of all the Great Lakes? How appropriate that with this change, the new mnemonic will be “SHAME.” Way to go, Google. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Female coworker, who talks very openly about sex when it’s only other women and gays around: “Tall, skinny white boys have the biggest dicks. ESPECIALLY when they’re nerdy.” Me: 🤓😬🤐

Recently been obsessed with Bowling for Soup’s hit song “1985.” Released in 2004, 22 years ago, the song jokes about someone who is still obsessed with the year 1985, which was 19 years ago at the time. Coincidentally, I was also released in 1985. I might be old but don’t call me Daddy!