I feel so sad thinking about trump’s failing health because if he dies He’d be the second Venezuelan president that they’d lose in under a year 💔
@lukasarnold.bsky.social
For everyone with anxiety out there You may think you’re awkward But you’re not kill the pope on vibes alone awkward Keep shining ✨
How do you organize a library of sausages? With the andouille decimal system
I missed my alarm this morning, woke up late, and I’m pretty annoyed at myself But hey I’m not Drake 👍🏻
People don’t know that Kesha is a lot like Zorro She’s more than a person. She’s a symbol. And the mantle will live long through generations. Anyone can wield the hat
Crazy story. I can predict the future but in options. Either the person reading this continues life as a doodoo head or they grab a ticket for mine and @johnfranklinn.bsky.social ‘s standup show in Brooklyn, TOMORROW 1/24 at 7! Wish I could tell the future better www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedul...
Dude, I Love It - A Stand-Up Comedy Show — Brooklyn Comedy Collective (BCC)
Two friends, two different styles of comedy, and a guarantee that there will be something for everyone at this show. Tickets: $10 in Advance / $15 Day of Show
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Elon doing that salute on Martin Luther king day is the most white-South African thing I’ve ever seen
When the train decides to stop between stations I think they should really consider the fact they’re keeping me from being able to pee
