Luke Foley

@lukefoley.me

LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. Music lover. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land in Heywood, Victoria. YNWA.

Wish someone had’ve told me about Rooster earlier, it’s pretty good and quite funny at times. Steve Carell is brilliant in the lead and it’s got a kind of Ted Lasso and Shrinking vibe to it being a Bill Lawrence show. Definitely recommend.

The Guardian calling the SpaceX rocket that’s going to crash into the moon an “unintentional collision” but I prefer to call a SpaceX rocket crashing into the moon one giant leap for mankind.

Ben Stokes says cricket has issues with alcohol yeah nah mate I reckon you’re the one with a drinking problem, I mean look in the mirror champ.

I certainly did not have Trabzonspor on my “Mo Salah might go to” list of free transfer possibilities. If you did then fair play to you.

No one will shed a tear over the death of Kath Pettingill aka Granny Evil just like no one shed any tears when her son Victor got whacked and Dennis (a real nasty piece of shit) died in custody. Awful family.

“By harnessing the power of indentured servitude in some far off hell hole in a country where you can't drink the tapwater, Kmart has made the world of unlawfully filming people against their will accessible to even the most humble of pervert.”

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Tonight shall be a fun-filled night of frivolity and shenanigans and other assorted tomfoolery by completing the Australian Bureau of Statistics Census Household Form online. I’m so excited that I can’t wait for Census night on August 11.

Good walk today, started at the freshwater Bridgewater Lakes which are located just behind the dunes then up and over to hit the coast. Walked along the beach for a k or so then scrambled up and over the dunes again to loop back to the start point. Very cool how the landscape changes so quickly.

A scenic landscape featuring a peaceful lake surrounded by dense green shrubs and vegetation. Rolling grassy hills stretch into the distance under a bright blue sky dotted with fluffy white clouds.A scenic landscape featuring a lush green forest in the foreground, part of a lake in the middle, and rolling grassy hills in the background under a cloudy sky with sunlight breaking through. A section of road is also visible in the distance.Coastal landscape with sandy dunes in the foreground, patches of green vegetation, and waves crashing against the shore under a partly cloudy blue sky. Wind turbines are visible in the distance along the hilly coastline along a cape.A wide, long empty beach stretches into the distance under an ominous dark cloudy sky in the distance, with waves rolling in from the ocean and patches of seaweed scattered along the wet sand.

Off to Bridgewater Lakes and then I’ll do part of the Great South West Walk from there. It’s a cold, wet and bleak day so I’ll get back to you if this is a stupid idea or not. Laters peeps.

Hendo signing for Chelsea, well done to him on achieving the anti-LGBTQIA+ (Saudi Arabia) and racist tory flag shagger (Chelsea fans) double.

Reading articles about the Alan Jones court case and thinking how many dirty acts he’s committed against boys over the years without it ever being reported. Bet what’s coming out now is just the tip of the iceberg.

Essendon with the number one draft pick means every top young footballer around the country will be hoping they go pick two at the most.

Nice longish bushwalk today, always interesting when it’s a section you haven’t done before. Made it to Wright Swamp Road (further away than it looked on the map lol) and turned around and came back the same way. Had a couple of interested onlookers too. ‘Twas a good day.

A narrow grassy waterlogged trail with a kind of boardwalk running through a rural area bordered by wooden posts and a low fence, with trees and bushes on the left and a wire fence enclosing a grassy paddock on the right. The sky is clear and bright blue on a sunny winter’s day.A metal fence with a sign for the Mt Vandyke Restoration Reserve, managed by Nature Glenelg Trust, is shown. The sign explains that the area is a private nature reserve transitioning to conservation after a history of farming and plantation forestry, with a focus on restoring native grassland ecosystems. Trees and greenery are visible in the background.A wooden signpost reading “Great South West Walk” stands beside a dirt road surrounded by tall trees and forest undergrowth in a sunlit bushland setting.Two kangaroos standing among tall grass and shrubs in a sunlit forest with tall, slender tree trunks in the background.