I actually think Scotland shouldn't be allowed bank holidays, or should be forced to call them something different up there - "Burns Monday" or something. Yours sincerely, someone who accidentally looked forward to Monday.
It's crazy how wrong sites like CV Library and Indeed get it - nurse assessor, architect, nuclear technician. My guys, the CV I uploaded says 20+ years of web development.
Halo on PS5. It's Microsoft Halo... but on Sony PlayStation. Could it be we wasted our lives on the console wars? No, no those nerds deserved everything they got and more.
Ancient Aliens has really lost its way. Now they're from other dimensions, or living inside the earth - even us from the future - none of which is ancient, and sometimes not even aliens. In this essay I will
Some people say Leonardo DiCaprio didn't become a famous millionaire actor to go out with women who aren't half his age. My equivalent of this is, I didn't work hard for the last 25 years to walk past a Lego Bugatti in B&M and not buy it. Our lives are very similar in many ways.
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There are members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard being less punished by America tonight than viewers of this half time show.
Honestly think Tom Cruise found out about the existence of football 5 minutes before making that speech.
Sent my son to bed at half time - "Game's over now, lad. France will never come back from that"
D'oh missed France-Spain tonight but looking forward to England-Argentina tomorrow.
Beach day!! By which I mean I must move 800kg of sand through my house because I don't have a back gate.
Imagine Charles Darwin writing in his miserable diary that there's no world cup football on the telly tonight.
Not too far off Ant and Dec hosting a sparkly Saturday night variety show where the public vote for which asylum seeker gets hanged.
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Have seen Disclosure Day a few times now and it's a bit like when they release games on next-gen systems but use the same old engine. Better graphics, can't hide the jankiness.
Read that GTA6 is launching without dicks. Completely dickless. More liberal left woke nonsense if you ask me.
If I hose down the washing and leave it on the grass to dry that will be okay won't it
I guess if you're making a film for terminally online fantasists then you're not exactly making Citizen Kane, are you. Sheesh.
Wow the fourth or fifth remake of Halo 1 is only £45, I say to myself as I press the pre-order button.
I've watched two films this weekend - Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, and Mandalorian & Grogu - and by far the weirdest one was the Baby Yoda movie. Such a strange patchwork of a thing. I liked it a lot, but it felt like 10 teams were allowed to do a bit and then they stitched it all together.
Oddly affected by a photo I took this weekend - you've got the old and the new of London, then a weird kind of inverse power triangle with the subjects below the horizon caught in time like the pebbles on the shore. Something something metaphors. Might frame a sepia print cos that is well arty.
There's a *really* good exhibition all about esoteric spooky stuff at The Vaults by Waterloo station for another week. Can tell the organisers put a lot of effort into it - easily spend an hour there just browsing. Maybe a few too many phallic Pazuzus and eviscerated corpses for my 11yo but OH WELL
To save on energy bills, I am simply going to store this heat in a box and release it slowly over the winter.
Watched Starve Acre. Did like it, although it's a bit garbled, faintly ridiculous, and a little tiny bit lazy with the folk horror spooky wooky - found myself chuckling a few times when probably wasn't meant to.
You wouldn't think an Xbox and Forza Horizon 6 were essential to passing your driving test, but that's what I heard and I'm not taking any different advice right now.
What if Iran win the world cup? Does FIFA Peace Prize awardee/warmonger Donald Trump have to give them the trophy live on TV? Just fascinated by this whole mess of disastrous foreign policy and kickball.
Went to the Warner Bros Studio Tour today, which is like what if a town the size of Milton Keynes dedicated itself to Harry Potter and allowed 2 year olds to run freely in the streets. Indifferent to Potter, but the amount of stuff - pure BIG STUFF - is insane.
What if Spielberg really has got a real live alien to star in his film, and it's because all the ones that keep crashing here aren't galactic explorers or scientists - they're the Pleiadian versions of Billy Zane.