I hate drawing horses, but I love my wife. Happy 3 years married // 11 years together with my partner @reallyitsliz.bsky.social 💖🐎

Ask me about my game guide collection 🤓

I definitely don't hate the new Starfox VAs, my issue is if all the old dialogue choices were at a 10 then I'd want the new game to go to 11. Instead all the decisions hover closer to tame 7s. Peppy should've gone full cowboy, Bill full frat bro, Slippy should say "um actually" & "indubitably"

Star Fox 64: Peppy Says 'It's Quiet...'

ALT: Star Fox 64: Peppy Says 'It's Quiet...'

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Compared to Hubris Microsoft & Hubris Nintendo, Hubris Sony is the most evil by a mile. I know a lot of their recent decisions were inevitable but their reign on top far exceeds the blind, unshakable confidence of the "the Xbox One is great for TV" and "the name of the new console is … Wii U!" days.

New Starfox is very fun but THERE'S NO HIGH SCORE SCREEN????? HUHHHHH??? HUH??????

The #Shrek redesign discourse is making me feel crazy. People legitimately want it to look worse to "stick it to Disney." Last Wish was incredible and everyone loved the animation, why is everyone being weird now!?

It's so obvious the weight of the OoT trailer hinged on the surprise that the remake even exists, so the leaks really gutted its whole purpose. Still I am kept alive by watching the 100s of reaction vids of people who didn't know it was happening. See y'all at the inevitable Zelda Direct in 2 months

Saria Dancing in Zelda: Ocarina of Time

ALT: Saria Dancing in Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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I fear this is the best looking modern console

My dumb ass for 15+ years waiting to hear a banjo start playing after every **WORLD PREMIERE** 🤡

Banjo Kazooie Facepalm Moment

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DK64 is a great video game, y'all are just soft

Donkey Kong Country: Finger Point

ALT: Donkey Kong Country: Finger Point

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They're saying this is the best video game of all time

Luke Schuler 🍹@lukospicturehouse.com · 3mo ago

I got Tomodachi Life, big things happening on my island

I got Tomodachi Life, big things happening on my island

Here's the thing Starfox 64 is a perfect game so when they remake it, that is good actually

Checking on congress 4 years ago: We might forgive student loans, but probably not. Stay tuned! Checking on congress today: What if every swing state was permanently red for the rest of your life?

Mario Party is just as much a game of skill as Risk, Monopoly, or any other game you roll dice

You guys, the absolute craziest thing happened to me last night

My first Nintendo Power (mostly in tact)

day one Animal Crossing fanatic, happy 25 🎈🎁💰 #animalcrossing

I'm Luke! Chicago artist, design supervisor at @fangamer.com, proud father of Boss Nostalgic 64, and 'Burger King Kids Club' alum. Let's be friends! lukospicturehouse.com/links #portfolioday

Please talk to me about #Pokopia, it has consumed every free minute I've had 🫠

I (highkey) hate Instagram but being able to flesh out an art grid is something it absolutely has over pretty much any other app

Thank you #C2E2!

Final day #C2E2, you're running out of time to insult me

Luke Schuler 🍹@lukospicturehouse.com · 4mo ago

It's #C2E2 baby, artist Alley A-12. Come hurl insults at me!

It's #C2E2 baby, artist Alley A-12. Come hurl insults at me!

Tomorrow's the day! If you're at #C2E2 this weekend then swing by Artist Alley table A-12 to check out all my new and restocked goodies. I'm bunkering down with the whole Chicago crew, come say Hi and talk to me about Pokopia (as you know, it's ruined my life)

This has irreparably ruined my life, in the exact way I knew it would

Luke Schuler 🍹@lukospicturehouse.com · 5mo ago

See you in hell

3 new magnets are joining 6 restocked magnets this Friday at #C2E2! First reveal is for fans of the Hero of Time (Tony), stay tuned for more reveals through the week!

See you in hell

👨 New Profile, Complex, Pistols, -10 Health, First to 10 Points.