you probably also have questions

when you're swimming and something moves and touches your leg unexpectedly

now there's someone who looks like they appreciate mud

i'm a bit of a connoisseur-- a sommudlier if you will

funny how on this scroll it's not pronounced at all like the spelling...

the aristocracy gets weirder every year...

oh noooo guess I have to stay inside and finish reading my book oh nooooooooo

sometimes it's just better not to know

nock, does the phrase "diplomatic incident" mean anything to you?

hopefully crumb realizes this is a dancey kind of ball and not just a big round one

listen if the mailman drops a package it's fair game

my aunt really was a swell old gull-- I mean gal

no power in the verse can stop me

look, there has to be a balance or they'll get too big for their britches pots

man, school photos are hard enough and then they gotta go ahead and get all your bad angles

not a single thought in that fuzzy little brain

look, they're both still green and crumb's eyesight probably isn't very good

the work will wait

maybe clicker training would work?

do you like the garlic butter snail crisps or the original snail crisps better?

yes I'm sure the stars in their eyes are just coincidental

I was snowed in a few weeks back and this was my daily routine for like 3 days. bird drama is real good, y'all.

pov you're watching me try to ride my dog as a child

well well well if it isn't the crumbsequences of our actions

Crumb absolutely kidnapped a child but it just happened to be for the best

it's an unsolvable mystery-- we'll just never know.

why, corn man, why?

i beluggin deez nootz aroond (forgive me)

pour one out for all the grey horse-owners during mud season

we'll be back to our normal nonsense next week-- happy holidays and merry crumbas to all <3