I called my mom for the first time in a long time and my mom answered the phone with “it’s been a while since I’ve heard the Top Gun ring tone song”. I asked her which song from Top Gun hoping it was “Playing with the Boys” but she revealed it was “Danger Zone”.

I always used to forget Don Nelson’s name and every time I talked about him I would call him that coach that looks like Phil Donahue and people would instantly know who I was talking about. RIP Don Nelson.

Bill Maher hasn’t done anything relevant in the film industry since DC Cab. That was his one and only decent movie, & Mr T stole the show.

My neighbors used to have a dog named Scotty. Every time I would hear them yell for Scotty in their back yard, I would yell back Scotty doesn’t know… I never found out if my neighbors got the reference. #PopPunk

Great Mel, now put this hat on and get out there and start handing out those free samples. We’re slow as hell today and if you want hours you need to drum up some business.

Journalism is dead. How is it these worthless cowards are just blindly going along with the honorable word of Republicans statement that Mitch McConnell is doing fine & recovering @ home. No photos, no videos, not even a voice message from the deceased corps. Both Journalism & Moscow Mitch are dead.

I lived in Portland most of my life & before the last decade I could count on one hand the number of summer days that went above 90. Wild fire smoke was always a California problem. Now there hasn’t been a summer since 2020 that hasn’t been scorching hot record breaking heat with wild fire smoke.

Your jeers mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what you clap at.

The #Dodgers just broke baseball with their deal for Skubal. I thought for sure they would need to give up Sheehan, Wrobleski, or Sasaki to get him. Now the unfair part is when they trade away Lauer, and Call to replenish their prospect pool they just gave up for Skubal. Just insane!

This is the kind of shit that makes me proud to be from PDX. Now I’m coming up with some ideas for around here in San Diego. We have the highest gas prices in the state and the worst streets.

Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.@brianmwise.bsky.social · last wk.

Dear Seattle: It'd be a real shame if this happened to, say, streets around Fremont and Ballard

I guess it doesn’t really bother me too much that humans are utterly oblivious to the destruction they cause, but what does make me want to jab a fork into my eye and end it all is how humans brag about how free they are in this existence. #PrisonPlanet #SweetRelease

I think if an ICE agent killed #Jimothy we would see riots on the streets of Seattle and the entirety of that city would burn to the ground. There would be blood vengeance.

I find it difficult how no one understands why 77 million people voted for him. It’s very easy to see. This economic system has left swaths of people behind and the wealth disparity is insurmountable right now. The people will either stop participating or vote for disruption. It’s easy to see.

In the next 50 years we are going to see mass extinction level events taking place on all species if we continue the status quo. Is this not worth fighting a revolution for? Or are we just going to continue being obedient little servants going to work every day and paying bills? #FireWaveRevolution

If you have over $10 million in assets then I assume you fuck children. #AllOligarchsArePedophiles #KillPedophiles #EatTheRich

LeBron trying to become as legendary as Kobe Bryant.

For those of you who think politics started in 2008, CBP also known as La Migra have been terrorizing America since the 80’s. They used to stop Greyhound buses & round up anyone who looked brown to make sure they had their papers, & if they didn’t they got hauled away. I witnessed this in the 90’s.

Don’t worry, I’m going to get rich betting on poly market that Mitch McConnell dies on August 3rd. It’s a pretty safe and easy bet if you ask me.

These glasses blind cameras with infrared LEDs before your face ever hits the frame, part of a growing anti surveillance gear market.

Fascism truly takes hold when too many constituents become disillusioned with a system that has continually failed them & reinforced economic destitution, colonialism, oligarchy, & corruption in our government. These people stop participating in democracy all together or vote for disruption.

Fascism didn’t begin with the rise of Trump. It began with the passage of the USA Patriot Act which garnered votes from damn near all Dems in office including Hillary (NY Senator). It grew with the election of Lindsay Graham & then the freedom caucus. Dems did nothing but capitulate to it. #Feckless

I have my doubts how much of an impact a 41 year old man can make to a team, but if it’s any impact at all to destroy the Celtics I’m all in on that. Also, I’m guessing LeBron lost the battle with his wife to settle into the woods of Minnesota for his retirement run.

Democrats inability to grow a spine and demand Mitch McConnell show up in person to prove he’s alive is proof that this system is completely, utterly and hopelessly rigged. There’s no hope of fixing it from within. It’s time to dismantle the entire system and rebuild it.

Mitch McConnell died the way he lived, obstructing Democrats from performing their duly elected duties in filling a seat that is rightfully theirs. Dems need to grow some balls and fill that seat now. Do your fucking job @govandybeshear.bsky.social stop embarrassing the people of your state.

MMW: ICE will undoubtedly make their arrest quota and then some on election night. Get ready to be abducted by ICE if you are POC or just look liberal in any way shape or form on Election Day. They don’t care if the arrest sticks, they just want you away from the polls.

At this point Dems need to stop any kind of legislative action and do everything they can to obstruct any legislation until they get proof of life from Glitch McConnell. Stop babying the Republicans and take the fucking kid gloves off already. #Feckless

America would be smart to ban the downfall of society too.

Purchase with Purpose@purchase-w-purpose.bsky.social · 3w ago

🚨France has just ordered internet providers to block access to Polymarket prediction site These prediction sites that skirt regulations need to be blocked in more countries.

Climate change is no joke. I don’t have A/C because it was never needed before 2016 in my neighborhood. I spend all day Mon. Thru Fri. in an A/C office and I drink a lot of water. Now on the weekends I need to drink a gallon of water a day because I’m sweating just sitting on the sofa.

#Yankees stadium has this sound affect thing where every time it plays I keep thinking either Joe Davis or Orel Hershiser is munchin a buncha cruncha muncha. Then it ramps up to apparently mimic the sound of stomps at the stadium, relieving me to believe I’m at least listening to professionals.

They need to prosecute everyone who is trying to cover it up. If they give a fraudulent death certificate with a bogus date these people need to be held accountable and sent to prison. This is truly fascist authoritarian stuff that happens in third world countries, not America. We demand better.

Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 3w ago

Here's the way around having to pretend that Mitch McConnell is not dead, if that is indeed the case. We should all agree on this point: if Mitch McConnell can't be wheeled to a podium for a live press conference to speak, then he is not competent to serve. newrepublic.com/post/213199/...