Michael
@lusotart.bsky.social
Pretentious aging hipster 🇵🇹🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♎️ https://www.instagram.com/lusotart
I’m fed up. Day 3 of this stomach thing. Need to pop out for more pills and Pepto bismol. It’s all glamour here!
It’s been a good year for the collection and for the ZX lovers! 👌🏼👟 #Adidas
Remember when charity shops accepted donations?
Ryan Gosling Upset
ALT: Ryan Gosling Upset
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Overkill in Berlin launching Ltd Ed ZX8000 (on the confirmed app if you want) The German with a table, snacks and a crate of beer 🤣 👌🏼 #Adidas
I’ve come to bed early because I’m knackered even though I had a 2 hr after noon nap. Still 🤢 with cramps. Nanight 😘
Finally Friday!!! Post your #FCF while I'm posting my #BigFatButt
This morning is brought to you by Imodium💩, Buscopan, paracetamol 💊💊 and Pepto Bismol 🩷 🤢🤢🤢
I’ve eaten some nice sausage pasta. So waiting for my body to disagree with dinner. #mounjaro
My phone reminding me of an old photo. Must be 2015. I’m heavier & barely any tattoos.
Feeling out of my depth I’m at a book event and it’s in St James on Piccadilly 🤓
Property is off the market now and I don’t think I’m going to relist until 2027. I mean I could probably sell it for £25k less than I bought it for but I don’t want to give it away. Heartbroken 💔
Sad Stitch Crying in the Rain
ALT: Sad Stitch Crying in the Rain
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Someone on TT was asking for off white paint recommendations for their lounge. I made a suggestion, and chose violence 😂
Want to try all of these. But just one biscuit of each though 😂
Here are examples of an arse shot for @gjpcmd.bsky.social since he clearly has no idea how to take one 👀 cc: @manclaw.bsky.social
I’ve closed the curtains, got a Coke Zero and sitting on the sofa in my pants, decompressing!
So I’ve just sacked my estate agent. I signed the paperwork on the 9th September 2026. They uploaded it to their website but FORGOT to list on zoopla and rightmove. I had to chase them to find this out. They apologised & offered a £500 fee reduction but too little too late.
Si Heri Ninyonge
ALT: Si Heri Ninyonge
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