God is so real and so good. I was feeling discouraged and overwhelmed about planning this girls’ trip. A few hours later? I found the perfect property at a 50% discount! It is so adorable and I’m delighted to stay there 😭
I think I need one pair of capris before the summer is over. But first I must research
August is not fall. August is peak summer. Idk when we started considering August fall but I want it to stop.
My grandpa’s visit has been so grounding for me. A reminder that while I am not close with my father, God provided me with a model of a stable, loving and caring man.
Being in the office when I’m the follicular phase is hell. Someone didn’t throw their yogurt cup away properly and I can smell the yogurt curdling 🤢
I need a full frolic. I have been going halfsies on my frolics and what I really need is just a full out frolic. Let me set something up.
Furious on Hulu is A LOT. Old girl refusing to shower? Ppl telling her she stinks to her face? It is a lot. Even if you got shower trauma, the sink is right there. Become a ho-bath expert.
it probably makes me a very bad black, but a lot of what the young people would call "respectability politics" today was a survival skill back then. i don't hold it against the elders. there is such a fine line between assimilation, tap dancing, and just surviving the day.
I bought that scoop neck romper the girlies be wearing and I fear it is perfect.
I’ve searched high and low for hairpins that work for my braids. The whole time I needed the chignon pins from the French!
I was supposed to be on a date with this fine ass nigga today but turns out he’s actually crazy and possibly an alcoholic but at the very least a drunk… So now I’m pampering myself as one does.
I’m Sorry Ms. Jackson Dirty Diana Stacy’s Mom
M LeMont @mistersalesman@mistersalesman.bsky.social · 2w agoName a song with a woman’s name in it other than Mary Jane. (no cheating)
I want a cheesesteak. But like, the one from Cut it with Kale. Which means I will be making my own cheesesteak
I love being in the mix when there is fuckery afoot, but like from an observational perspective.
Marriage Michael
Alt: Michael Jackson bemusingly observing Liza Minnelli and David Gest exchange vows at their 2002 wedding.
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“Do you date Africans?” … Idk guys I’m starting to think the correct answer is no 🙃
Work was so annoying I came home and spent the rest of the evening in the kitchen, zoned out, cooking.
I have decided I need the new millennial play doh flower set(s). So crafty of them. They knew what they were doing
I really want Project Runway to be better than what it is but it isn’t.
I have an unopened earthbound farms spinach and arugula mix in the fridge! And I just had a TJ’s Caesar salad kit last week. That salad kit had me tore up
Dr. Connichameleon@connichameleon.bsky.social · 3w agoInfo on Taylor Farms products. It's not just Taco Bell. - Taylor Farms - Earthbound Farms - Little Salad Bar ( Aldi) - Marketside ( Walmart) - Kroger House Brand - Target private label greens - Costco salad kits and greens etc - Traders Joe’s chopped salad kits and fresh produce
I have auburn braids. I plan to identify as a problem for the next 6 weeks at a minimum 😁
Caught up on The Vampire Lestat just in time to watch the finale live. Serendipity.
I was on IG for like 15 minutes this morning and I saw THREE of the influencer girlies in fall outfits talking about fall sales… Summer just started 30 seconds ago. Let’s stop.
This lady on worst neighbor ever got conned into giving this man $10,000 because the preacher at church gave a sermon on generosity. Tuh.