Opened the Google app and apparently this is the last thing I searched whilst drunk last night. Don’t remember the context whatsoever.
✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻
@luxurytrash.bsky.social
The world’s gayest Steely Dan fan
Watching Pillion and thinking I’d be good at being Alexander Skarsgard’s sub but I hate cooking and cleaning and I have a bad back so sleeping on the floor isn’t gonna be an option so really I wouldn’t be good at being a sub and I just want to have sex with Alexander Skarsgard
We’re watching a Star Trek and my baby boy is absolutely enthralled. I’m so proud.
Oomf posted that they were going to “City of Gods” so I got excited that the 2002 Brazilian masterpiece was being screened somewhere in the city but it turns out it was just a gay Halloween party :/
Property values in Angel Grove must have been soooo cheap back in the 90s considering how often giant monsters rampaged through town just absolutely demolishing things
Rita Repulsa makes a truly unbelievable blink and you’ll miss it reference to Barbra in the pilot of Power Rangers Zeo. Most definitely went way over the target audience’s heads
Attending a murder mystery dinner party tonight where the dress code is “Hollywood red carpet” … I’m gonna serve unprecedented levels of cunt, mark my words
Told my boss I got a new job and she was happy for me
What? Oh my God! Lights, camera, and me without a stitch of makeup on!
Other Desert Cities tickets STARTING at $200??? Yeah, I think I’ll skip this one.
Going to bed at 8:15 pm because it’s been one chaotic fucking weekend
Really hoping this new toy keeps him from biting my ankles 😫
Gonna try to see if I can sleep with the bedroom door open tonight. Let’s see if Virgil can make it through the night without getting kicked out.
I got this cute fanny pack made out of an old islanders jersey to match my old islanders jersey
This Mitchell guy on the Brewers is an absolute smokeshow 🫦
Gonna be alone in the office all morning so which cast album should I pump on the speakers hmmmm
My corner sports bar is closing at the end of November so I’m gonna need a new watering hole
The San Jose Sharks forced their teenaged star players into doing a team baking competition with a bunch of rich people that won an auction and they aired an entire 20-minute segment on the event on ESPN’s main station. Hilarious results.
I became a lifelong diehard Brewers fan approximately 24 hours ago and so far it’s been fun!
I’m just laying on my side while watching TV and he creeps up from behind and plops down right on my booty
✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻@luxurytrash.bsky.social · 2w agoThe cat decided the best spot to rest his tired bones is on my butt. I suppose it’s a nice pillow!
Here’s the Borg Queen x Alien Superstar fancam I made like four years ago lol
Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa.bsky.social · 2w agosorry but the Borg Queen fucking rips and i won't hear otherwise
