Grinding my way up through college I always thought interfacing with professionals at multi mil/bil companies would be scary but I find myself constantly interacting with some of the dumbest walking homonculi ive ever encountered. Just straight cannon fodder
Iziah
@lylatwolf.bsky.social
26 // 18+ only! // Analyst + Dev // Soulsborne Enthusiast // Resident Evil Expert // 🐺⛓️🏳️🌈 //
Me, looking out of the 4th floor of a hospital window on a rainy day, observing a Helipad with lights dimly lighting the surrounding pad: "Wow, I've played 3 Resident Evil games where ive been in this exact scenario"
White guy at the county fair: I'm at the Big Top tryna get some Big Top
If I had a gun to my head and someone told me to spell 'Discrepancy' correct the first time id get my shit blown smoove off
Free coffee at Dunkin w/ code FREECOFFEE1 (redeem in app on offers section)
Ive been sick all weekend and as a treat to feel better I was going to get Canes but I forgot its Easter fuckin Sunday. Fuck my stupid chungus life
🪢 Shout-out to @thatlynxbrat.bsky.social for volunteering for another very very important reminder!!
Me to myself, vaguely blitzed as I walk to a vending machine: Why doesnt Capcom just make a Resident Evil game where settings on a college campus. Then you could have like 20 different RPDs in a theme parked environment. God im so smart. Im really going places. *picks wrong vending machine option*
Dark Souls 1 is going to be 15 years old this September. Might boom myself
Re9 has extremely rewired my current brain chemistry. Im so hyper aware of my own walk cycle and every ambient sound. My god
All of the #fft style portraits made so far! I actually had some extra draws of the raffles since I was having alot of fun with these and wanted some more practice lol #furry #furryart #finalfantasytactics
Thinking about a new jr dev I was explaining something to at work. Looking at a .js file that loads in information and he suddenly interrupted my cadence by saying "Ermm.. This code looks LLM generated" He does not work for my company anymore lol
Last time I was at my local, I was cooling after a set playing Clash of Clans. Some1 came up to me nd said 'yo unc why's your hairline lowkey receeding' and I was so neurologically flashbanged by that I just looked at them slackjawed for awhile. Things have been different since then.
Rocket's afterlife scene in Guardians 3 genuinely fucks me up so bad. Sooo so bad. Its gotta be one of the best Marvel scenes ever. I cannot watch that scene and not burst into tears
Fell asleep having a whiskey in my recliner and this fat chungus chud freeloader spawned in my lap
Why tf did she say this if this happened to me I would BOOM myself on the spot