Iziah

@lylatwolf.bsky.social

26 // 18+ only! // Analyst + Dev // Soulsborne Enthusiast // Resident Evil Expert // 🐺⛓️🏳️‍🌈 //

Grinding my way up through college I always thought interfacing with professionals at multi mil/bil companies would be scary but I find myself constantly interacting with some of the dumbest walking homonculi ive ever encountered. Just straight cannon fodder

Me, looking out of the 4th floor of a hospital window on a rainy day, observing a Helipad with lights dimly lighting the surrounding pad: "Wow, I've played 3 Resident Evil games where ive been in this exact scenario"

Me to myself, vaguely blitzed as I walk to a vending machine: Why doesnt Capcom just make a Resident Evil game where settings on a college campus. Then you could have like 20 different RPDs in a theme parked environment. God im so smart. Im really going places. *picks wrong vending machine option*

Thinking about a new jr dev I was explaining something to at work. Looking at a .js file that loads in information and he suddenly interrupted my cadence by saying "Ermm.. This code looks LLM generated" He does not work for my company anymore lol

Last time I was at my local, I was cooling after a set playing Clash of Clans. Some1 came up to me nd said 'yo unc why's your hairline lowkey receeding' and I was so neurologically flashbanged by that I just looked at them slackjawed for awhile. Things have been different since then.

Rocket's afterlife scene in Guardians 3 genuinely fucks me up so bad. Sooo so bad. Its gotta be one of the best Marvel scenes ever. I cannot watch that scene and not burst into tears