we are going to make it

watched altered states for the first time tonight and was not expecting the states to become as altered as they were

left labia majora, when will you stop being a bitch and play nice like your perfect sister, right labia majora

girl who can't watch the news anymore because inflation comes up too much

insurancr just approved me for the darth maul spider thorax surgery

death yearning w/ sammie portia bridgers

you wanna bring me an espresso tonic soooo baaaaad. you wanna give lyra a goofy fizzy lil caffeine drink

i forgot that in this movie the merovingian programmed a cake that makes you cum

rewatching the matrix reloaded and wishing i could go to the rave in zion

*doing big dramatic claps for my partners who get to go to the bathroom like normal*

pain 2: painer

I have no nus and I must pee

you're surreal for this

it feels like i just unlocked a third of my closet, but it's stuck behind the temporary skill wall of Stairs

ig targeted ads think i'm a stoner and a lady of the cloth

oh hey i know her

Crowd Control@crowdcontrol.dropout.tv · 3d ago

What is a moto-critic?

the swelling has gone down enough that i finally took a second to look at myself as a whole and.. it's finally real

i'm taking off my pants and climbing out of this gumball machine

i am going to lose it in this basement

lego pals who are in town for brickfair, hit me up

torturing myself (watching music videos and not being allowed to wiggle)

dunkin donut pillow

conjure gay

now would be a really good time to practice some more involved makeup looks

if we are moots and you wanna come visit me during recovery, you should shoot me a message <3 i would love the company!

ｌｙｒａ@lyrafromthedesert.bsky.social · 4d ago

missing everyone all of the time

missing everyone all of the time

facial theminization surgery

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Baltimore’s new Fells Point ID checkpoints are ‘obviously unconstitutional,’ lawyers say

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partying (lying down groaning) in the club (my basement) with all of my friends (house centipedes and spiders) <3