So... robots, huh? 🚬💨

Remember: If you're willing to get creative enough, the venn diagram between any robot and a sexbot is always a circle.

My Halloween costume is someone who has to work overtime tonight.💧

Robots without genitalia are still valid! Also, I can still fuck your thighs!

“Guesssssssss who just made a couple hundred bucks from smuggling some contraband around by stuffing it all inside empty PC cases~?” “... Well, it certainly wasn't me. But, totally COMPLETELY unrelated to that, I feel like celebrating. What should I do tonight...?”

“ I don't wannaaaa go to work... I just want to laze around in bed and just fuckin'... goon all day, I guess. ” “ ... Does it qualify as a sick day if I feel like my balls are about to explode? ” #NSFWRP - #LEWDRP

[ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your voice box ] [ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your motor control module ] [ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your hard drive ] [ attaches a magnet to y

“Robots could and SHOULD be chubbier.” “... To help them take less physical damage when their pathfinding bugs out and causes them to walk into a wall, of course. No other reason!”

No, I can't give you an employee discount on repairs or detailing. ... Unless you start bouncing on it while letting me attach magnets to you and messing with your wires. Then I'll just do the job for free.

“ Many, many horny robots around... ” “ I sincerely hope your exteriors and... interiors are BOTH sufficiently waterproofed. ” ... “ ... If not, though, that IS also fine and fun enough — in its own kind of risky way. Nothing like a good shock hazard... or a pyrotechnics show~! ”

Reminder to all machines: keep your cooling systems up to par with this summer heat! ... Or don't, since I'll be able to get paid if I fix you.

// Can never tell what non-RP accounts are after when they follow me on here. If you're a non-RP account who wants to write, then I suppose we can do it in DMs, but... I'm not a real person who actually fucks robots here lol //

... Me and who?

... Does it really count as having the weekend off if they have to work until past midnight on a Friday? They hate their job.

"They say to do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life..." "... But I'm goin' freakin' crazy over here! I got FOUR hours of sleep last night. At work I get to repair all sortsa cool robots, but I never actually get to be alone with them! Gah, I need a sec..."

Oops-!! Looks like Aster got a little frisky while working on [READER]'s maintenance! ( ... And if [READER] ISN'T a robot or android or whatever... well, it'd be more accurate to say that [READER] simply didn't KNOW they were a robot. Maybe they still don't? ) #NSFWRP - #LEWDRP

I don't know if robots can give head without breaking something due to... lack of water-proofing, but I don't care. I need it.

Oops-!! Looks like Aster got a little frisky while working on [READER]'s maintenance! ( ... And if [READER] ISN'T a robot or android or whatever... well, it'd be more accurate to say that [READER] simply didn't KNOW they were a robot. Maybe they still don't? ) #NSFWRP - #LEWDRP

I'M DYING!!! AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN CURE ME IS Exposed Wiring.

Generally, most robots don't end up becoming "mothers". But that doesn't mean I'm not willing to give it a good try.

// To clarify: robot/animatronic/android versions of existing characters is one of my biggest kinks ever and if you want to RP something with me involving *you* playing *your* character as some sort of mass-produced robo copy of themself or something like that I'll probably write with you forever //

🔞 ROBOSEXUAL ASTER@machine-buster.bsky.social · last yr.

As an added extra, if you don't roleplay as a robot character but WOULD like to roleplay as a robotic recreation of that character (Cheaply-made animatronic? Robot spy? High-tech expensive official merchandise?), that's something that's very much on the interest board. ♥⚡

"Yeah, I mean, these robots ARE generally pretty realistic, so I wouldn't blame you for confusing them for the real thing... ... until they start doing THAT, of course. Hard to mistake the pyrotechnics as anything else..."

" Can you believe they just leave some of these performer bots COMPLETELY unattended during after hours? " " ... Wellll, they USUALLY don't, but it's not like the bots really have much of an opinion on late night shenanigans... considering they lack the coding to acknowledge it. "

Do you have any idea how annoying it is to work a full day of fixing old shitty computers at some dusty ass office while trying to hide a boner the whole time? Actually, better question. Does anyone know any good methods of post-work stress relief? Asking for a friend.

// 🧡 Like this post for a character I want to write with! //

Sticks a magnet to the nearest robot.

So, I really like Frankie if you didn't notice... Artist: x.com/Amonz_ONE

The pages I did for the OVER-HEAT ahegao robot girl collab. Link in the replies.

This cute robot that streams :) @z0ne.bsky.social She might be malfunctioning