I really am not trying to brag or anything, but I just have to tell somebody. I had some absolutely epic sex today.

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it’s thursday. I’m thirsty. both literally and figuratively or do we say literally and literally since literally has transitioned to mean figuratively? Either way- I want something to drink and I want some (sexual) attention. I took this pic at a weird angle because fuck it. why not?

okay. which one of you bitches didn’t cross their fingers? 😤😤😤

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I don’t want to jinx it, but it’s looking like I might get humped on humpday. keep your fingers crossed for me

I don’t want to jinx it, but it’s looking like I might get humped on humpday. keep your fingers crossed for me

Tummy Tuesday. Thought I’d do something a little different. Not sure if I’m happy about that plan or not now. But here we are.

GET IT TOGETHER, FAGGOTS!!

Who wants to come over, hang out naked, and jerk off?

started off my Sunday with a little self care

Eyeing myself to see if I’m having another good hair day. After the inspection I have decided that, yes, I am indeed having another good hair day. Now, to find some poor unsuspecting man to run his fingers through it as he buries his beautiful hard… You know how the story goes.

Today is Friday. It is a sacred day of introspection and meditation to facilitate personal growth. Oh who am I kidding Friday is the day when all the cocks come out to be ogled and admired!!! Here’s mine. Now, if only I could ogle and admire yours up close and personal. With more than just my eyes

I’m having an especially good hair day today and it’s got me feeling a little extra thirsty on this fine Thursday.

lounging in the pool, thinking about that one Cardi B song that was popular a couple of years ago: Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

all dressed up and no place to go

hello my lovely queer internet friends. I feel like I’m giving “grandpa is on his way to the hardware store” vibes

y’all know I gotta practice my frog pose. it comes in real handy on those special occasions if ya know what I mean. 😉 Now I just need somebody to join me so I can find out how good my pose really is.

I am soooo not a top, and I don’t really like hole pics, but OMG can I tell you how much I LOVE cute butts!!! Show me ALLL the cute butts please 🍑🎂🍰🧁🍑 😁🤩😁🤩😁

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Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

bonus tummy tuesday pic from the post yoga shower. i’ve got a couple of options im looking at for tomorrow’s wet humpday too so if you wanna see my ass keep an eye out to see what i settle on. if you don’t wanna see my ass, don’t look.

the other day someone posted about it being easier to fall out of regular yoga practice than to start or restart. my first thought was ‘fuck you for calling me out in public’ then i realized they don’t know me and i was getting defensive because i was mad at myself. I started again today.

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trying to find the motivation to get up and get going by thinking about all the fat cocks you gorgeous men are gonna show me today. and let’s see those beautiful bodies and handsome faces, too.

Throwback Thursday to 2018 when I weighed a little less and was a little more coy about being nude on the internet. Maybe I should work on getting back down to this side. I looked pretty good.

Looks like I should probably be careful about going commando in these shorts. Not that any of you would mind.

I know today is Humpday, but I was confused and got humped yesterday (or maybe I was just too horny to wait? I dunno). Anyway I made some new cut offs, but I’m not sure how I feel about them. What are your thoughts?

a late entry for tummy, tighty whities, and todger Tuesday. enjoy. or don’t. whatever.

i’m very earth tone orange apparently. And all fire signs with lots of Aries. That’s not normal is it?

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As I scroll through my Bluesky feed and see all the videos of hot men playing with their cocks I think about how much better both our lives would be if they would let me do that for them.

a little soft cock saturday with a side of hairy sack saturday. i need to get new jewelry for my PA. i think it’s time to gauge up.