Mancub
@macrabremancub.bsky.social
Sultry, salty, sassy. Aspiring warlock and lover of breads.
Kasey Musgraves makes music for bottoms who think Taylor Swift is a good singer
anyone else grow up hearing about people getting teabagged playing COD and think “god I wish that was me” just me? cool cool
I’m a thicc mfr with a violent nature or whatever I Prevail said
me after I’ve already asked you “what?” three times and am about to crank out a fourth
People calling for ICE to deport Bad Bunny because he’s from Puerto Rico are so funny. It’s like saying someone should be deported because they are from Alabama. Just because you can’t understand what they are saying sometimes doesn’t make them any less American than you.
So happy that Heated Rivalry had a genuinely great ending and not the exuberantly depressing “we must accept our fates because gays aren’t allowed to be happy” trope
when your dictator blows his diaper out and you have to pretend you can’t smell it
ghosting the roster to watch my comfort show for the 67th time
men in country music don’t yodel whine like they used to and that’s what’s wrong with America
“you better not be a slutty little porcelain pig devoid of all thought when I get there” me:
“Krampus Klaus can’t hurt you he isn’t real.” Krampus Klaus:
does she rub your feet when you’ve had a long day? scratch your scalp when you take out your braids? does she know that you like to play PS2 til 6 in the mornin like I do?
Beetlejuice is a horror movie that explores the persistence of capitalism beyond even Death itself
“the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” literally me:
