Apparently my hometown is going viral for leftist infighting so that's cute I guess

Lobothomas would be a beautiful name for a baby boy tbh

michael@radplanets.com · 58m ago

lobotomy 🤩

I just bought some Jarlic, do we all feel normal about this now?

I have opted to develop another gym crush

Whoops finally looked at my bank account after all the vet bills 🫠

Hate reading old chemistry papers because it's like nobody figured out how to draw a good chemical structure until 2010

The vet said that all the techs loved Pidgey (and they TOTALLY don't say that about all the cats)

Okay so the chicken lentil soup I made was just okay, what soup should I make next

First real gym day in over two weeks and I'm being sooo brave about it

I may not have won at Gay Guy Magic Night but for once I was the threat everyone needed to get out 🥰

Hm had a nice breakthrough in my work but now this project that's been on the back burner needs to move up and my number of major active projects has increased...

Who tf established that when things are sown they have to be reaped later? I don't want that shit

I've got the first soup of the season cooking 🥰

As shown by the agony in my face, I ran 4 miles with no warmup after not running in over a year

Got praised for carrying several boxes of cans at once

Me when I'm a fishing lure:

michael@radplanets.com · 5d ago

me when I’m a fish:

Out sick for most of the week and then there weren't any joyous celebrations or fanfare when I came back?? Looking for a new job where I'm properly appreciated

The secret scientists don't want you to know is that every liquid has a density of 1 unless I say otherwise

Hm these cold symptoms are suddenly feeling more flu-y

I do think that Ziwe deserves every journalism award

Woke up with a runny nose

Did y'all hear I got a new tattoo

Also fun fact, when I was a kid my family kept bees for a couple years and I sold honey on the side of the street like it was a lemonade stand

Sam@macroplasticz.bsky.social · 2w ago

Fun fact: Bees break down the sucrose found in nectar into fructose and glucose for their honey to create a stable food supply year-round

Just spent a full hour on the stairmaster and I think I died

Fun fact: Bees break down the sucrose found in nectar into fructose and glucose for their honey to create a stable food supply year-round

Tattoo artist told me I have to wear PANTS if I go to the gym 🤢

Getting tattooed rn, yeowch!

Been making an actual concerted effort to go out and Do Things and really what that means is that I've spent about 10 million hours on the CTA this year

Tattoo officially back on for Friday 😎

Sam@macroplasticz.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tattoo appointment this was was rescheduled AGAIN, I'm never getting this thigh tat am I

After years of chem lab classes I've still never learned to waft instead of sticking my nose right above my flask and getting straight hot concentrated vinegar up there